i like boobs
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mallory:
lovebird:
Thank you very much!!
summertime...
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dixiehelle:
hello there....
has life been keeping you busy
has life been keeping you busy
dixiehelle:
oh, there are boobies on this site 
that movie is hilarious too! i think we were watching the same movies in the early-mid 90's.
and don't tease about no more cat/watermelom politics
that movie is hilarious too! i think we were watching the same movies in the early-mid 90's.
and don't tease about no more cat/watermelom politics
isn't it good to be lost in the woods
twenty even less to me than I thought
with a honey plough of yellow prickly seeds
cloverhoney pots and mystic shining feed...
well, the madcap laughed at the man on the border
hey ho, huff the talbot
on vacation to stay with the badger
in the northwest where their tree they cried
spent my april singin...
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twenty even less to me than I thought
with a honey plough of yellow prickly seeds
cloverhoney pots and mystic shining feed...
well, the madcap laughed at the man on the border
hey ho, huff the talbot
on vacation to stay with the badger
in the northwest where their tree they cried
spent my april singin...
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johncocktoastin:
Q: would you like some more homemade sprite?
A: not till you figure out what the fuck else is in it!
A: not till you figure out what the fuck else is in it!
clovesbud:
I AM: clovesbud
I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill...
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johncocktoastin:
yeah!
punt knows what's up, too.
what to slip underneath my lunchmeat....
i don't have a girlfriend, but i do know someone who will be mad at this joke.
swiss cheese is the only cheese you can draw.
..hey mitch, do you have cheese on that sandwich?
....sometimes....
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punt knows what's up, too.
what to slip underneath my lunchmeat....
i don't have a girlfriend, but i do know someone who will be mad at this joke.
swiss cheese is the only cheese you can draw.
..hey mitch, do you have cheese on that sandwich?
....sometimes....
[Edited on Mar 25, 2004 8:20PM]
johncocktoastin:
gimme some acid.
my apartment is all infested with koalas, cutest damn infestation you've ever seen. much better than them cockroaches. when I turn the light on they scatter and I'm like, 'No, come back! Let me hold you, and cuddle you, and feed you a leaf'...
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johncocktoastin:
"waffles are like pancakes with a syrup trap"
i totally get it.
mitch is thee best.
"waffles are like pancakes with a syrup trap"
i totally get it.
mitch is thee best.
johncocktoastin:
escalator: temporarily stairs.
back for boobs!
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snow:
yup thats right....back for the boobs
johncocktoastin:
duder
cosmo is so fat, it's ridiculous!
cosmo is so fat, it's ridiculous!
fuck reality, I'm going back to my delusions! ha ha. and seeing them damn pirates today...
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citrus:
geesh, that sounds like a great idea.
the illusions were much more pleasant.
oooh i wanna see the pirates!
the illusions were much more pleasant.
oooh i wanna see the pirates!
n:
are you ok?
i mean, i hope you weren't in the path of that crazy old duder that plowed through the market in sm yesterday.
i mean, i hope you weren't in the path of that crazy old duder that plowed through the market in sm yesterday.
back in reality, or at least as close as I can get. strangely liberating...
thirtyseven:
being one with the duder, you can never get too close.
on the road again...
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johncocktoastin:
miranda and lhasa are going to see badger in pdx soooooon
sweet picture.
*whistles*
sweet picture.
*whistles*
user8935778:
whered you go?
baby. come down here. dont go to france. we can french kiss. and have french toast. it will be liek almost the same thing.
baby. come down here. dont go to france. we can french kiss. and have french toast. it will be liek almost the same thing.
yeah it's true, there is a cafe here called Deez Cafe. I laugh my ass off all the way through my hash browns... but I do stay away from Deez banana nut pancakes...
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_michael:
welcome home
thirtyseven:
aren't you pretty!
and thanks for being one of the few who could figure out which entry was for them.
of COURSE i'm coming back to santa monica. it's beautiful. i like beautiful.
and thanks for being one of the few who could figure out which entry was for them.
of COURSE i'm coming back to santa monica. it's beautiful. i like beautiful.
well, I realized that the sweetest thing would be if a girl knitted a fingerpuppet and gave it to a boy, and then he duly put on a good fingerpuppet show...
hmm, maybe next v.d. ha ha ha ha ha... adios...
hmm, maybe next v.d. ha ha ha ha ha... adios...
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snow:
you are as silly as a broken down snow cone machine
superkitty:
Mr. Nudwig, you are still one of my favorite people here...but where are you???
spill the beans before they jump
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lunabelle:
I expire before you do.
See you in hell, my friend.
See you in hell, my friend.
user8935778:
id like to lick your eyelashes.