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theshinobi:
No way, dude.
theshinobi:
I like how Target sends a rejection letter after posting ads all over the fuckin place. Real classy.
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YAY! I'm so freakin happy right now! I finally got a new PS2 and can get back to beating Smackdown vs. RAW and Wednesday I should be getting my WWE Real Scale Ring in the mail. talk about best week ever!

All I need now is Raven to be announced as the next contender after AJ Styles to the NWA title or to find out...
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theshinobi:
I'm not much into wrestling myself, but good on ya, mate.
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My back is fuckin killing me right now. I can't even move without shooting pains down my ass crack.

Here is something I haven't read online anywhere, which is actually suprising to me, Laugh-In is the greatest comedy show ever created.

Why do so many people complain about not having friends or anywhere to go? I just don't get it, I've never had more than...
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theshinobi:
I find that if you're not misanthropic and without friends, or if you've had good friends before but not anymore, that's when people tend to complain. A longing to be social butterflies, I guess. They take the value of "me-time" for granted.

You don't have any painkillers? I usually take a few tylenol or somthin if my muscles are aching too much. Or vicodin if I can score some. <3 Vicodin.
nucleardonkey:
Pain killers usually have little to no effect on me for some reason
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I've seen some of the strangest colors never created this week. There are waves in my walls right now and the fish are winking at me. The strangest part is I'm completely sobor and not on any kind of drugs, legal or otherwise. Just out of the blue this week my head started feeling like it was two feet from my shoulders and the walls...
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nucleardonkey:
I think I have figured it out. Just go three weeks without sleep and with only one day a week off from work. Throw in bad sinuses and a cold and you got winking fish and singing walls.
theshinobi:
Medical Fact - Prolonged sleep deprivation can cause vivid halucinations. See: Jack Off Jill.

[Edited on Apr 22, 2005 5:09PM]
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Spam spam
Oh I like Ham
I tire of junk
Need a bigger trunk
Everyday I see
a sea of tea
A wave of pills
coming over the hills
Everyday brings spam
WHERE THE HELL IS MY HAM?!

Thank you.

Extra extra: He you have the choice never move to a town no one who doesn't live there has ever heard of. This place freakin...
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theshinobi:
(wipes tear from eye) Damn sinuses.

I find that really old people everywhere are easy to freak out, unless they're freaky themselves. But kudos.
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My big toe is numb, I have a sore in my lower lip, my nose is caked on the inside with a layer of dried and semi-dried blood, and I keep blacking out. Other than that this as been a great week.

I quit my job, got into college, finally fit into my favorite pants again, and have an excuse to sit on my ass...
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theshinobi:
I need somebody with an eccentric journal and the word nuclear in their username in my friends page. Guess what, you've been nominated.
theshinobi:
It is tasty. I suggest you go out and eat some. Immediately. Push people out of the way if you have to.
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Disclaimer: The following entry has been deamed usuitable for anyone under the age of reason. You have been warned. Now the entry:

I like cheese.

Thank you.
theshinobi:
I am deeply offended by this journal entry and will promptly report you to the committee.

Oh, right, you warned me. Nevermind.
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Soon to be not so little known fact: I have seen Freaky Friday (the remake with Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis) roughly 25 times....20 of those times were all in the same month....15 of those twenty were all in the same week.

I've also seen Parent Trap (with Lohan) 6 or 7 times (twice today), Mean Girls twice, and Confessions of a Teenage Drama...
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avaneveah:
shit you sound like my husband
nucleardonkey:
I'm not sure whether to thank you for that or feel sorry for your husband. frown
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I was just sitting here thinking about how people would look if there was no such thing as blood. It's a weird thought really but what if blood was non-existent and all we needed was food, water, and air? For starters some people would have to get more creative with their suicide attempts since the classic slitting of wrists would work. Which brings me to...
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Why is it that when I wake up from 1 hour of sleep I feel less like I've slept longer than when I wake up after 2 hours?

I guess it's suppose to be spring...I still can't feel my toes though. I guess someone forgot in spring they're suppose to turn up the heater a bit.
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I'm new...I think. Sleepy sleep I need sleep. My eyes hurt and I can't see most colors anymore.

Why does the news have to be both so depressing and also the only thing on not trying to sell me anything?

I'm sick as a monkey with a banana up it's ass right now so I think I'll just take my meds and go to sleep.