I really hate birthdays. I kind of expected it. But I also had hopes that this year would be different. I also hoped for a little more out of my friends. Here, my friends, are the reasons why it was another year of suckage.
1-rain and ridiculous amounts of humidity. if that's what i wanted, i would still live in florida.
2-i sat around my house all fucking day waiting for the UPS guy who didn't show up until 6pm when i was leaving for dinner.
3-my best friend didn't come up to visit. granted, it is 4 hours away, but i went down to visit her for her 21st. actually, it's not that she wasn't here for it, because i understand that she just couldn't make it, but jesus, you could at least fucking CALL to wish me a happy birthday!
4-someone suggested that everyone pitch in a couple extra dollars each to cover my dinner. well, clearly! but if you're going to suggest that, don't fucking stiff everyone else by not throwing in to cover tip.
5-also, person above, don't say on your way to the bar that you only have $4, so if someone else can't buy my drinks then it looks like i just won't be drinking. also, if you're going to pull this shit, don't call me your fucking best friend. thanks.
6-i ate too much to even get drunk. all drinking did was give me indigestion/gas which, in turn, just made me really uncomfortable and want to go home at midnight.
7-it's motherfucking monday. bars are NOT exciting or even fun on a monday.
8-don't take me to the bar that i have repeatedly told you i hate.
i'm sure there's more, but i'm just tired and don't really want to dwell on this any longer.
i did get some pretty sweet gifts, though.
1-my next tattoo paid for AND tickets to my favorite band of all time (the slip) plus a signed poster
2-a really sweet shag rug, a silk pillow and a new makeup bag
3-a VEGAN birthday cake!
4-a McDonald's (barf!) happy meal box - with a truely HAPPY meal inside - a pack of cigarettes (Parliament Lights, my fave) and a single-serving bottle of my favorite wine
i think i have to take a shit now. and in case you're wondering, those Pepcid chewable tablets work wonders - in five minutes or less!!
1-rain and ridiculous amounts of humidity. if that's what i wanted, i would still live in florida.
2-i sat around my house all fucking day waiting for the UPS guy who didn't show up until 6pm when i was leaving for dinner.
3-my best friend didn't come up to visit. granted, it is 4 hours away, but i went down to visit her for her 21st. actually, it's not that she wasn't here for it, because i understand that she just couldn't make it, but jesus, you could at least fucking CALL to wish me a happy birthday!
4-someone suggested that everyone pitch in a couple extra dollars each to cover my dinner. well, clearly! but if you're going to suggest that, don't fucking stiff everyone else by not throwing in to cover tip.
5-also, person above, don't say on your way to the bar that you only have $4, so if someone else can't buy my drinks then it looks like i just won't be drinking. also, if you're going to pull this shit, don't call me your fucking best friend. thanks.
6-i ate too much to even get drunk. all drinking did was give me indigestion/gas which, in turn, just made me really uncomfortable and want to go home at midnight.
7-it's motherfucking monday. bars are NOT exciting or even fun on a monday.
8-don't take me to the bar that i have repeatedly told you i hate.
i'm sure there's more, but i'm just tired and don't really want to dwell on this any longer.
i did get some pretty sweet gifts, though.
1-my next tattoo paid for AND tickets to my favorite band of all time (the slip) plus a signed poster
2-a really sweet shag rug, a silk pillow and a new makeup bag
3-a VEGAN birthday cake!
4-a McDonald's (barf!) happy meal box - with a truely HAPPY meal inside - a pack of cigarettes (Parliament Lights, my fave) and a single-serving bottle of my favorite wine
i think i have to take a shit now. and in case you're wondering, those Pepcid chewable tablets work wonders - in five minutes or less!!
that's pretty rad.
i saw them a few months ago.
enjoy being 21!
-edited for this picture of my two friends getting their guitar hero controllers signed by the slip- lol