nuadventure

A XXXMAS STORY- WRITTEN BY NUADVENTURE

I wanted to be with you so badly this Xmas Eve that I went over the river and through the woods to get
to you. And to think just a few months ago you were a woman that I didn\'t think I had a snowballs chance
in hell in hooking up with. But soon your bad little drummer boy comes knocking on your door. Your eyes
are all aglow as you open the door for me. You are so excited to see me that you immediately start tearing
off all my wrapping paper and I tear off yours. I pick you up and carry you into the bedroom where I lay you
down on your queen sized snow bed. You give me that look that makes it very clear that this isn\'t going to be
a silent night. You can tell how much I am aching to play with your ornaments. But instead I pull in the reins dear
and focus more on caressing your entire body and kissing you gently from your head down to your mistletoes.
And you already know that I\'m the man who not only makes the earth move for you, but also makes heaven
and nature sing.

I hear you giggle with festive glee as I\'m nipping at your nose. But I know you are going to love it even more
when I start nosing at your nips. You sit up and jingle my bells and let me hang my tinsel between your ample
boughs of holly and you know that excites me soooo much. And I can see that you are having fun playing
with my north pole while I am starting to have thoughts of going south to give you pleasure. I can see you
melting like the falling snow outside which is so beautiful to see. I then kiss you passionately as my fingers
find my way into your plum pudding. You then whisper in my ear, \"Won\'t you guide my sleigh tonight?\" I
whisper back, \"I\'ll guide yours and then you can ride mine\". I then slide it down your chimney just a little bit
at a time. This is driving you crazy the way I\'m teasing you as you beg me to go deeper and deeper into your
winter wonderland. And then as you squeeze my sweet festive buns, we both explode together with holiday
cheer.

And then after sleeping in each others arms, Xmas day arrives. We slowly wake up. I watch you open your
eyes and they are still all aglow. But to me they always look that way so I\'m being biased here. I also look
down and see that your legs are still slightly trembling from the sleigh ride we took just hours before. You
then smile at me and tell me how much I made you shiver with delight and yet at the same time feel so warm
when I am near you. I then smile at you and tell you what a heavenly peace you were.

Merry XXXmas from Nuadventure