I wish I was Bruce Lee.
That way I could walk around and get jobs as a kung fu guy and not have to deal with any stupid shit like money.
Randomness
1. There isn't enough beauty where I am now
2. Fuck banks
3. Jobs are stupid, the human race has enslaved itself
4. I sleep too much and when I do sometimes my dreams are so good I get sad when I wake up
5. I imagined myself spontaneously combusting, that would suck
6. The last 2 minutes or so of "The Twisted Nails Of Faith," are incredible
7. I enjoy eating spinach with lots of vinegar
8. I enjoy eating almost anything with lots of vinegar
9. I hate peanut butter with a fierce passion
10. Marry me
That way I could walk around and get jobs as a kung fu guy and not have to deal with any stupid shit like money.
Randomness
1. There isn't enough beauty where I am now
2. Fuck banks
3. Jobs are stupid, the human race has enslaved itself
4. I sleep too much and when I do sometimes my dreams are so good I get sad when I wake up
5. I imagined myself spontaneously combusting, that would suck
6. The last 2 minutes or so of "The Twisted Nails Of Faith," are incredible
7. I enjoy eating spinach with lots of vinegar
8. I enjoy eating almost anything with lots of vinegar
9. I hate peanut butter with a fierce passion
10. Marry me
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eww spinach & vinegar haha