Life is good for Novelty, Going this Saturday to Christmas party held by my work in fancy restaurant in Oakville, Fucken Ehh 
Food free, booze free, Hotel room free, Breakfest free, Oh yeahh 
I read in the paper that this man 73 years old gets off watching animals fuck, no not me and my girlfriend but cows, pigs but mostly he gets a hard on for horses fucking
They have him in jail now waiting for his judgment, They call his mental illness Zooallism I think that's how you spell it, zoo something?
Wow what a freak show, he lives in the same town that my girl goes to school,(Guelph)
I learned some Kinky crazy shit my girlfriends friends are into, I can't stop laughing right now just thinking about it, One of the girls are into Asphyxiation but what really the funny part is her boyfriend likes getting her finger up his ASS, Ha ha ha
The other ones are a little tame, hairpulling, slapping, and bondage.
I can't get over that finger in the Ass deal because I know this guy for a while
And he's like your sporto jock type, As macho as you can get.
I'll just ask him if he .... ?, no that would be too rude and that wouldn't be cool.
Anyways feel free to fill in the Blank.
Shock me
Food free, booze free, Hotel room free, Breakfest free, Oh yeahh
I read in the paper that this man 73 years old gets off watching animals fuck, no not me and my girlfriend but cows, pigs but mostly he gets a hard on for horses fucking
They have him in jail now waiting for his judgment, They call his mental illness Zooallism I think that's how you spell it, zoo something?
Wow what a freak show, he lives in the same town that my girl goes to school,(Guelph)
I learned some Kinky crazy shit my girlfriends friends are into, I can't stop laughing right now just thinking about it, One of the girls are into Asphyxiation but what really the funny part is her boyfriend likes getting her finger up his ASS, Ha ha ha
The other ones are a little tame, hairpulling, slapping, and bondage.
I can't get over that finger in the Ass deal because I know this guy for a while
And he's like your sporto jock type, As macho as you can get.
I'll just ask him if he .... ?, no that would be too rude and that wouldn't be cool.
Anyways feel free to fill in the Blank.
Shock me
Oh yeah, I forgot about Fast Times at Ridgemont High. I have never seen it straight through. I was too young to watch it when it first came out. I caught my dad watching it though one time and he acted all scared and changed the channel. wtf. That isn't even bad compared to the movies nowadays. Whoa! I said, nowadays, I'm an old lady. haha.