SOME LITTLE KNOWN FACTS:
1.If you throw a tampon to someone and they catch it, you are married.
2.Diet pills make you queef.
3.Everytime you masturbate, a kitten dies.
4.The Freemasons' secret password is tubal-cain.
5.The secret word is IAOM.
6.Merv Griffin is the elevator killer.
7.I made out with Black Thought and Neil Young....at the same time.
8.Hair is not alive.
9.My friend's boyfriend cried during "The Cat From Outer Space."
10.This space for rent.
11.My best friend once pooped in an outhouse, and a kid she was with told her he looked up into the outhouse from below and saw poop coming out of her butt.
Do you have any interesting facts to share?? Love, Nova.
1.If you throw a tampon to someone and they catch it, you are married.
2.Diet pills make you queef.
3.Everytime you masturbate, a kitten dies.
4.The Freemasons' secret password is tubal-cain.
5.The secret word is IAOM.
6.Merv Griffin is the elevator killer.
7.I made out with Black Thought and Neil Young....at the same time.
8.Hair is not alive.
9.My friend's boyfriend cried during "The Cat From Outer Space."
10.This space for rent.
11.My best friend once pooped in an outhouse, and a kid she was with told her he looked up into the outhouse from below and saw poop coming out of her butt.
Do you have any interesting facts to share?? Love, Nova.
Cat From Outer Space.....sad.....sooo sad.....
*sniff*
1. i make funny faces when i yawn while smoking.
2. my dad's current obsession: fish tacos
i spent christmas with my parents in vegas and on one of the first nights i was there i was driving around with my dad when he sked out of the blue, "have you ever tasted a fish taco?" i of course started giggling. i'm amazed by some of the things that my parents say. one thanksgiving, my mom asked during the middle of dinner, "what's camel toe?"...apparently she had heard it on tv and had been asking all of her friends. i have another thanksgiving story that involves my mom and the cleaning lady finding a condom...but i'm babbling enough as is....so til next time... smiles and such