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Wednesday Jan 15, 2003

Jan 15, 2003
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HORROR MOVIES:
Here is a list of the most wretched horror buttmuffins ever made in Hollywood. Each of these retarded films recieved a rating of two teeth-up from Siskel and Ebert.
1.The Hunch-Inverted Kneecaps of Notre Stud.

2.The Afghan of the Living Dyke Squirrel.

3.The Crotch Hamster of Frankenstein.

4.Invasion of the Prosthetic Dingleberry Snatcher.

5.The Nymph from the Hot Pink Laoon.

6.I Was a Teenage Were-Sissy.

7.The Alcoholic of the Opera.

(also taken from madlibs)
I collect Pez! And restraining orders of the stars! What are some of the things that you collect??
Love,Nova
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
clara:
I'm also a horse. What's more, I'm also a pisces. I think that means that boys like me twice.

kiss
Jan 16, 2003
oso:
and what does a Swedish schoolgirl sound like when she giggles?

do they really say that about Horses?
i musta been born in the wrong year....seriously.

either that, or i should get a refund.
Jan 16, 2003

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