WHY YOU SHOULD GO TO COLLEGE.
Our American universities offer students many turd-like courses that will prepare them to become professional poopsickles. You can get a degree as a Bachelor of Space Bongs, or take a regular liberal hillbilly's course. Or, if you want to become a Toilet Plunger Engineer, you can study belligerent mathematics and differential sphincters.Then, after 45 years, if you want to continue your studes, you can write a boner in sweatpants and become a doctor of fishsticks. When you get out into the hideous world, if you have a diploma from a university, you will be able to get a job as easily as livin' the dream, or even as a glorified beef-curtain. If you don't have a diploma, you may have to take a job as The Terminator. Remember, it's important that you study hard in high school so you are able to do well on your college entrance rectal fairies. It is true that " A little learning is a totally fucked-up thing." Love, Nova
(taken from Madlibs)
Our American universities offer students many turd-like courses that will prepare them to become professional poopsickles. You can get a degree as a Bachelor of Space Bongs, or take a regular liberal hillbilly's course. Or, if you want to become a Toilet Plunger Engineer, you can study belligerent mathematics and differential sphincters.Then, after 45 years, if you want to continue your studes, you can write a boner in sweatpants and become a doctor of fishsticks. When you get out into the hideous world, if you have a diploma from a university, you will be able to get a job as easily as livin' the dream, or even as a glorified beef-curtain. If you don't have a diploma, you may have to take a job as The Terminator. Remember, it's important that you study hard in high school so you are able to do well on your college entrance rectal fairies. It is true that " A little learning is a totally fucked-up thing." Love, Nova
(taken from Madlibs)
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