http://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1383170998&sr=8-1&keywords=taken+by+the+t-rex
me- dude did you know there is a book about dino sex with people?
friend-bullshit show me.
*shows link
friend-holy fuck! dude this is hilarious!
me- I know! I think we could co-write a book or 2 like this and make some serious satire money
friend- yeah but what would it be about?
me- predator...
friend- what predator?
me- THE predator!
friend-..... are you fucking with me?
me- we could call it "Sexual predator: an erotic encounter with the universe's deadliest killing machine.
friend-.....That would be funny.
me- we need a follow up story after it sells too.
friend- yeah it would be about fucking the lochness monster and we would call it "naughty nessy."
me- we could write it like 50shades of grey! lochness monster would be the control freak! AND IT MUST HAVE A SCOTTISH ACCENT!
Boss-....WTF is wrong with you guys?