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notoriousdug

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Wednesday Nov 15, 2006

Nov 15, 2006
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Well, long time no chit-chat.

To answer the unasked questions, yes I am fine, no I was not abducted and probed, nor was I incarcerated. Just really, really busy.

No, I swear that was it.

It's me, not you.

Really.

New job and liquored up co-workers have kept me busy plus the commute was sucking the life force out of me with relentless ease but now, thanks to the wonders of Metra, I have returned to impose my twisted life, opinions and complaints upon you all. However to the disappointment of some it may include fewer stories of my chronic road rage. All hail Metra for it is our savior or at least the savior of that guy doing 15 under the speed limit in the left lane well that and the fact that I don't carry a firearm

Hopefully I shall be able to bring this back up to my usual updates of every other day or so. I mean I know you are all dying to hear about my continually drunk and incompetent co-workers and my latest video game obsession (it has wedgies!).

So now whose gonna buy me a beer to welcome me back?

Huh?

WELL!?
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_sarah_:
Welcome back!
Nov 15, 2006
northsider:
I can give a raincheck good for one beer when I have money. Or I can distract the clerk at the Kwik-E-Mart while you sneak a six-pack out the door.
Nov 16, 2006

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