Early AM update, 6:10AM....
Holy fuckign christ it's early, the fuckign sun is not even awake yet... WTF am I doing up?
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Dear Republican party,
I know we don't always agree but I want you to know I still care about you and your well being. This is why I decided to drop you a line right now, I think there is something in life you need to know so you can stop shooting yourself in the foot. It seems to me that you seem to be overlooking an important fact in your efforts to grow a broader, and younger base.
Young people like, and want, to fuck.
I mean how can you have reached your age and not have picked up such an obvious trend. However with every radio host, commentator an talking head I see crying about the joys of abstinence there is no way to deny your ignorance. Especially when tied in with your steadfast refusal to offer any form of sex education or family planning to our countrys youth.
I mean do you really think you are going to attract young voters by telling them fucking is bad and they are evil for wanting to get some action before they get hitched.
And just so you know those of us older voters out there who haver a brain are none to pleased with the fact that your complete and total refusal to teach the half wits of our nation to roll on a condom are only . Way to help propagate the socialist welfare state you claim to oppose. Nothing says 'cradle to grave' society like babies born into poverty out of ignorance.
I say all of this not to be mean but to hopefully open your eyes and save you from yourself, soon. I just can;t face 4-8 years of president Hillary. I am saving you to save me.
Love,
dug
Holy fuckign christ it's early, the fuckign sun is not even awake yet... WTF am I doing up?
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Dear Republican party,
I know we don't always agree but I want you to know I still care about you and your well being. This is why I decided to drop you a line right now, I think there is something in life you need to know so you can stop shooting yourself in the foot. It seems to me that you seem to be overlooking an important fact in your efforts to grow a broader, and younger base.
Young people like, and want, to fuck.
I mean how can you have reached your age and not have picked up such an obvious trend. However with every radio host, commentator an talking head I see crying about the joys of abstinence there is no way to deny your ignorance. Especially when tied in with your steadfast refusal to offer any form of sex education or family planning to our countrys youth.
I mean do you really think you are going to attract young voters by telling them fucking is bad and they are evil for wanting to get some action before they get hitched.
And just so you know those of us older voters out there who haver a brain are none to pleased with the fact that your complete and total refusal to teach the half wits of our nation to roll on a condom are only . Way to help propagate the socialist welfare state you claim to oppose. Nothing says 'cradle to grave' society like babies born into poverty out of ignorance.
I say all of this not to be mean but to hopefully open your eyes and save you from yourself, soon. I just can;t face 4-8 years of president Hillary. I am saving you to save me.
Love,
dug
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GRE is Graduate Record Examination aka the big fucking pain in the ass test you usually have to take to get into grad school.
Have you ever noticed that truly beautiful women don't go into politics? I find it to be an interesting trend. One would think that they would be the perfect face for our superifical, face conscience society...but no we get guys who look like monkeys and anomatronic sacs of skin. Sad really...
It has always amazed me that the schools that do teach abstinence only have the highest teen pregnancy rates and no one seems to talk about it. Ignorance is amazing at times.