if i die in the next few days due to South, East or North Nile virus from my umpteen mosquito bites, I am requesting that my fellow campers ensure that things for my burial are handled properly.
that AppleJugs is in charge of building the fire and apparatus for my viking funeral.
666Irish is in charge of building the box that i am to be burned in.
that Taz and plusOne are responsible for the beverages. (no Apple Pie will be served, funerals and beer go together.)
that someone who is good with an ax or machete sacrifice that damn rooster, just to put a little PA town out of it's misery.
that BukkakeGOD be in charge of leading the procession which must go east into Jersey involve a Taco Bell, a U-turn, a stop at Smitty's and take a really long time. (in the U-haul Rape Van, of course)
this procession will be followed by a flag ceremony featuring the talents of arbitraria and zoomusikgrl using the honorary flags of Camp Dead Hooker and Camp No Pants.
Suri is in charge of providing the SuriBombs for those that wish to take 'communion' at the ceremony.
the skaraoke style musical accompaniment to the ceremony will be provided by airyk and Destinova with lighting by RoadieShow.
and i would like my ashes disposed of under the watchful skull of Boris under Phil, the devil tree in the offering pit.
i swear it gets harder and harder to leave camping every year.
that AppleJugs is in charge of building the fire and apparatus for my viking funeral.
666Irish is in charge of building the box that i am to be burned in.
that Taz and plusOne are responsible for the beverages. (no Apple Pie will be served, funerals and beer go together.)
that someone who is good with an ax or machete sacrifice that damn rooster, just to put a little PA town out of it's misery.
that BukkakeGOD be in charge of leading the procession which must go east into Jersey involve a Taco Bell, a U-turn, a stop at Smitty's and take a really long time. (in the U-haul Rape Van, of course)
this procession will be followed by a flag ceremony featuring the talents of arbitraria and zoomusikgrl using the honorary flags of Camp Dead Hooker and Camp No Pants.
Suri is in charge of providing the SuriBombs for those that wish to take 'communion' at the ceremony.
the skaraoke style musical accompaniment to the ceremony will be provided by airyk and Destinova with lighting by RoadieShow.
and i would like my ashes disposed of under the watchful skull of Boris under Phil, the devil tree in the offering pit.
i swear it gets harder and harder to leave camping every year.
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oracle:
Thanks, that was the hardest decision I made about the book
prockgirlscout:
I was psyching myself up because everywhere I've lived, going for a ride is such a battle. I feel pretty lucky to live here. Ironic, since I never felt lucky to live in Hawaii.