Would you rather...
urinate crazy string
or
lactate grits.
urinate crazy string
or
lactate grits.
Would you rather...
have an automated laugh track
or
a surly Frenchman poised at the window
Would you rather...
be able to fast-forward life
or
rewind it
Would you rather live in a world where...
the Barney was a common species of creature that lived in the wild
or
where there were evil bizarro arch-enemy versions of ourselves.
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Surly Frenchmen are quiet, except for the occasional huffing and bored sighing.
Bo! Bo! Bo! RE-WIND! Fast-forwarding is nice, but reliving my favorite moments would be wonderful.
I'm going to go with Barney, as long as they're not like squirrel common. Deer common, not so bad. The arch enemy thing would get tiring also, always trying to stop Bizzaro You from thwarting your breakfast or some other mundane thing.
-TM