salty language added because one of the stalkertastic superiors hates cursing.
to the apparently douchebageriffic, stalkertastic superiors at my job:
i know that you check my myspace regularly as i have seen you doing it
(that was fucking funny, stone cold busted
)
and you have made comments to other employees concerning comments that they have made on my myspace page.
(next time please say them to me, because i will call you on your sorry ass having nothing better to do than stalk your employees on myspace to your face.
)
that means very little to me.
and
yes, i do know that if you google search my myspace name, you will get my lulukittyfoo suicide girls journal.
BUT...
this is a motherfuckin' porn site.
ok, you have been told, even if you managed to not pick it up from the members only crap and all the pics of gorgeous half naked chicks.
can you look at my journal on said porn site? yes, unless i set it to 'members only'
do i always bother to do that? no, i could give a flying fuck what people see if they decide to stalk me.
is it at all even the slightest little bit appropriate for you to comment to another employee about something that you read in my journal on the motherfuckin' porn site? absolutely not.
will i make you wish that you never met me if you even think of making even a vague reference to something you read here again? fuck yes.
so, consider yourself warned.
-and considering that i am familiar with your past human resources issues, this should have you pissing yourself.
and did i print myself an updated version of the official code of conduct today? fuck yes.
-and by the way, drop the 'i am so southern that i can't stand cussing' routine, it's tiresome.
damn is not a curse to anyone under the age of 75 and did you notice how every other manager smiled instead of gave me dirty looks when i uttered the phrase 'candyass' in yesterdays managers meeting?
k'thanks.
to the apparently douchebageriffic, stalkertastic superiors at my job:
i know that you check my myspace regularly as i have seen you doing it
(that was fucking funny, stone cold busted
)and you have made comments to other employees concerning comments that they have made on my myspace page.
(next time please say them to me, because i will call you on your sorry ass having nothing better to do than stalk your employees on myspace to your face.
)that means very little to me.
and
yes, i do know that if you google search my myspace name, you will get my lulukittyfoo suicide girls journal.
BUT...
this is a motherfuckin' porn site.
ok, you have been told, even if you managed to not pick it up from the members only crap and all the pics of gorgeous half naked chicks.
can you look at my journal on said porn site? yes, unless i set it to 'members only'
do i always bother to do that? no, i could give a flying fuck what people see if they decide to stalk me.
is it at all even the slightest little bit appropriate for you to comment to another employee about something that you read in my journal on the motherfuckin' porn site? absolutely not.
will i make you wish that you never met me if you even think of making even a vague reference to something you read here again? fuck yes.
so, consider yourself warned.
-and considering that i am familiar with your past human resources issues, this should have you pissing yourself.
and did i print myself an updated version of the official code of conduct today? fuck yes. -and by the way, drop the 'i am so southern that i can't stand cussing' routine, it's tiresome.
damn is not a curse to anyone under the age of 75 and did you notice how every other manager smiled instead of gave me dirty looks when i uttered the phrase 'candyass' in yesterdays managers meeting?
k'thanks.
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Oh and stalker idiots at Ms. KiTTyFoo's place of employment, bite me! See, no swear words but the same message got across!
♥
-TM