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Hey remember that time I had a blog and I wrote in it and stuff? I think I'm gonna do that now. Okay people who have read the last few blogs know the vending machine story. Well I didn't get off scot-free. They called me up yesterday asking me to come in and make restitution. The fact that I owned up to what I did...
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Its good times right this second. After dodging the vending machine bullet with my usual hapless grace, I've moved into a very busy period. I have exams through next Tuesday then a summer of relaxing, catching up on my reading, and working at the comic book store lies ahead. At that comic book store I'm very much looking forward to Free Comic Book Day and...
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Well the school hasn't said anything about paying back anything for the vending machine so I think I got off scot-free. And that is cool. Other than that everything is Kool and the Gang. Except how desperately lonely I am for female companionship but that's nothing new.

And here it is the most embarrasing moment of my life. Imagine a stuck bag of delicious Honey Nut Chex Mix in a vending machine. Add to the mix one idiot who fought shoulder butting the machine would be the best way to get the Chex mix out. Wait 3.2 seconds and what you get is pile of broken glass, a cut across the nose,...
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I got nothing. No artwork to post, no new dense senseless poetry for nobody to read, certainly no news of importance. I'm not especially sad nor am I especially happy. I'm more or less floating through existance right now taking on whatever comes my way. I've been doing some reading not as much homework as I should be though my grades haven't suffered. In fact...
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Well the only two problems in my life are 1) I cannot get in contact with Tomekia. That woman is fucking incommunicado hardcore and that sucks. 2) Nobody comments my blog anymore and that also sucks. And don't go saying "But I have a real life to live" cause I'll just put my fingers in my ears and sing the bananas song. Anyway here's a...
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You know what? Life doesn't actually suck right now. In fact the good times are rolling. Now all I need is a lady and you should know I'll do anything *Barry White Voice* FOR A LADY.


-dannysmash

More people should read my blog, my blog is known to prevent cancer because I said so and who are you to question me little Miss little Miss little Miss can't be wrong yeah that's what I though bitch now go make me a sandwich.





Fucking cupcakes.

-Dannysmash

Alright, newsy mcnews news! I have quit my job at the art store. This came with the announcement that we would have to where uniforms at the beginning of next month. So as of the end of this month I'm done. And my primary job will be at the comic book store and that job rules fucking balls so I couldn't be happier. There's a...
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The Collected Omega Lot and the Wolf Vol.1

Overture: El Lobo Estaba en el Cuarto

Latch-key jacket
Binds His Hand
Ensnared in the hypodermic room
The needles bled a luminous liquid
and punctuated the malleable membrane
Pinprick skin
Bloodflow psychadelic
Conductive bars glowed midnite electric
Killing, numbing
20,000 pores dreamed 20,000 dreams
Black TImberwolf
He had a steel quilled pelt
Mastermolded from the room
the...
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