not_jason

Somebody reactivated my account? This is baffling to me! My best guess is that nobody actually reactivated my account, and that SG is cleverly trying to win back my patronage with sneaky tricks. Other than that, I'd have to assume that somebody in this economic climate actually has money and doesn't mind spending it on my soft-core pornography needs. It could also have been some sort of mistake. In any case, if you, mysterious gift giver, happen to be reading this, I thank you for your generosity. I assure you that I will not waste any time searching for pictures of girls in plastic-rimmed glasses and garter belts.

Found one!