After conducting exhaustive research (who's your True Friend?), I have concluded thusly: it is, in fact, true that no one likes a wet dog.
Speaking of which: my dog is, like, totally sweatin' me for another Milkbone right now. Their secret ingredient is doggie crack, apparently. I bought them to reward good behavior and console her about the not having pockets and, instead, she's all like hanging around the place in the kitchen where I keep them like one might leap to its death or something.
Which totally reminds me of the homeless guy, who hangs out on Brattle St. If you give him a dollar, he'll immediately say "Got another one?" Not "thanks," or whatever. Nice.
Speaking of which: my dog is, like, totally sweatin' me for another Milkbone right now. Their secret ingredient is doggie crack, apparently. I bought them to reward good behavior and console her about the not having pockets and, instead, she's all like hanging around the place in the kitchen where I keep them like one might leap to its death or something.
Which totally reminds me of the homeless guy, who hangs out on Brattle St. If you give him a dollar, he'll immediately say "Got another one?" Not "thanks," or whatever. Nice.