back in the hammer for the weekend...
friday i got drunk with my parents and it was super funny. my mom's friend thinks im the funniest thing ever. clearly she had also been drinking quite heavily because if you ever have the misfortune of meeting me you will understand that no, i am definitely NOT funny.
saturday i went out to a bar in cambridge with a couple girls on my baseball team. it was hilarious. it was this honky bar that had all the local cowboys. heavy drinking was a requirement and i danced to a song that had the lines "she thinks my tractor's sexy" and "she even likes my farmer's tan too" in it. keep in mind i almost wet myself on the dance floor when i figured out what the actual words were. got a good night kiss from my DD
. i think she likes me.
its really weird i don't usually drink very often cause the novelty wore off for me after first year university. but yet i drank two nights in a row. i am however, admittedly a cheap drunk. 125 pounds doesn't hold much.
new profile pic. don't get too excited. i can describe it with a word my sister uses frequently that i think is hilarious, "Fugly".
thank you that is all.
oh. stealing something from scattershot.
music: doin' time - sublime
mood: relaxed and sleepy
friday i got drunk with my parents and it was super funny. my mom's friend thinks im the funniest thing ever. clearly she had also been drinking quite heavily because if you ever have the misfortune of meeting me you will understand that no, i am definitely NOT funny.
saturday i went out to a bar in cambridge with a couple girls on my baseball team. it was hilarious. it was this honky bar that had all the local cowboys. heavy drinking was a requirement and i danced to a song that had the lines "she thinks my tractor's sexy" and "she even likes my farmer's tan too" in it. keep in mind i almost wet myself on the dance floor when i figured out what the actual words were. got a good night kiss from my DD
. i think she likes me.
its really weird i don't usually drink very often cause the novelty wore off for me after first year university. but yet i drank two nights in a row. i am however, admittedly a cheap drunk. 125 pounds doesn't hold much.
new profile pic. don't get too excited. i can describe it with a word my sister uses frequently that i think is hilarious, "Fugly".
thank you that is all.
oh. stealing something from scattershot.
music: doin' time - sublime
mood: relaxed and sleepy
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Should I be going to Ottawa that day?