I have achieved the impossible. As I write this I am about to go into my room and pass out, so I can make it to work by 5am. But the impossible is thismy Television has been off for 24 hours straight!!!!!!
Those who know me will be impressed. Those who don'twell let me just assume you will be impressed.
Goodnight all. And good luck...
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Those who know me will be impressed. Those who don'twell let me just assume you will be impressed.
Goodnight all. And good luck...
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OK, so I am writing this with nine fingers right now. No, this is not some kinky masturbatory experiment.
I cut myself pretty bad at work the other day. Brand new box cutter, nylon band that appeared thicker than it actually was, WHAM, fresh razor blade right into the knuckle of my right index finger. OWWW. The blade came out just as quick as it...
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R.I.P. Pavarotti. 
We lost one of the best voices in the world today. Luciano, you will be missed.
We lost one of the best voices in the world today. Luciano, you will be missed.
ferretbite:
I found out not 2 minutes ago... wow.
vidalia:
Hello new internet buddy.
OK, So I had to fire a friend today. And let me be clear, this is not a small thing. I actually discovered that I had stuck up for a person that was guilty of what you adherently defended him against.
A woman came in the store and was a bitch to everyone. When she checked out it was with a person I had come...
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A woman came in the store and was a bitch to everyone. When she checked out it was with a person I had come...
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meow:
Thanks for the comment on my "Felt" set! 
Caffeine the wonder drug.
Hey all,
I pulled this out of the Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Extraordinary Book of Facts.
Caffeine has been scientifically proven to temporarily increase alertness, comprehension, memory, reflexes, and even the rate of learning. It also helps increase clarity of thought. So if you drink it all the time then you always have these.
However
Too much caffeine can cause hand...
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Hey all,
I pulled this out of the Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Extraordinary Book of Facts.
Caffeine has been scientifically proven to temporarily increase alertness, comprehension, memory, reflexes, and even the rate of learning. It also helps increase clarity of thought. So if you drink it all the time then you always have these.
However
Too much caffeine can cause hand...
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Online Dating Part 4: Intellect
Yay!!!!! Norm gets to sound like a pompous ass now. Now we get to talk about Intellect. This seems to be covered in the dating sites by asking what level of education I want in my match, but I have been through school and I can tell you, honestly, a degree is not an accurate indication of intelligence. I have...
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Yay!!!!! Norm gets to sound like a pompous ass now. Now we get to talk about Intellect. This seems to be covered in the dating sites by asking what level of education I want in my match, but I have been through school and I can tell you, honestly, a degree is not an accurate indication of intelligence. I have...
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Online Dating Part 3: The Financial
I covered this a little in part two, but there seems to be a strange emphasis on jobs in these dating sites. Now, I know that we all want someone that has a job. And there are some people that feel threatened when their partner makes more money than they do, which is sad. Even worse is the person...
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I covered this a little in part two, but there seems to be a strange emphasis on jobs in these dating sites. Now, I know that we all want someone that has a job. And there are some people that feel threatened when their partner makes more money than they do, which is sad. Even worse is the person...
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Online Dating Part 2: The Physical
The most boring part of any profile is that list of things that you have to choose to identify your physical preferences. The list of height, weight, eyes, hair, buildsee even reading the list is boring.
It is particularly hard for me since I don't really care about a lot of it. I would love to tell you I...
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The most boring part of any profile is that list of things that you have to choose to identify your physical preferences. The list of height, weight, eyes, hair, buildsee even reading the list is boring.
It is particularly hard for me since I don't really care about a lot of it. I would love to tell you I...
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Online Dating Part 1
I have decided to dive head first into the world of online dating. While it is true I have returned home after three years in LA, I feel as if I am a new face in a new town. Things have changed and I need someone to feel me around the town a little, and just feel me in general.
The...
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I have decided to dive head first into the world of online dating. While it is true I have returned home after three years in LA, I feel as if I am a new face in a new town. Things have changed and I need someone to feel me around the town a little, and just feel me in general.
The...
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Okay, So I just got done watching the documentary "FUCK."
And let me just say that it is a great film that applies a frank and open discussion on one of my favorite subjects. It is very rare that you have a film that can gather Kevin Smith, Bill Maher, Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, Sam Donaldson, and Tera Patrick together for a common subject. I...
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And let me just say that it is a great film that applies a frank and open discussion on one of my favorite subjects. It is very rare that you have a film that can gather Kevin Smith, Bill Maher, Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, Sam Donaldson, and Tera Patrick together for a common subject. I...
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normjr37:
Hey everyone, finally added a blog, check it out. It's long but it funny. Look for weekly updates.
litaraye:
wasnt that bad! lol
im tough!
im tough!