norma_jean

So, I found this to be extremely amusing and decided to share.

This was sent to me by a friend of my ex's on myspace. A back and forth war of words (or lack there of) ensued. Hilarity soon followed, on my part.

It all began in regards to this picture:




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YOU HAVE TO READ THIS FROM BOTTOM TO TOP FOR IT TO MAKE SENSE!

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Oct 1, 2005 10:11PM

Body: REALITY CHECK: I work at pizza hut to support myself THROUGH SCHOOL. HELLO? My life doesn't revolve around it, as your job does for you. I say your job is a waste because it seems to be all you have.

I go to school full time, work for a newspaper, and work as a waitress full time. It's called NOT BEING A LAZY FUCKED UP PIECE OF SHIT, which is what you are, and probably will always be.

What can you say you've done with your life? What are you doing for yourself, or anyone else, now? Most likely, nothing.

You can make fun of me all you want but at the end of the day, I can feel good about myself. How about you?

Oh wait, your probably either too stoned or too drunk to think about anything that has depth to it. Keep that up buddy, you'll have a heart attack by 32 because your morbidly obese already. Good for you.

Don't even think you can play this message game with words, words are my forte, you can never win.

Oh wait, again, too many big words. Let me reiterate myself clearly once again:

Y-O-U W-I-L-L A-L-W-A-Y-S B-E A F-A-T M-O-R-O-N.

I can get nicer tits (although the are great to begin with), but you'll never get smarter. Marinate on that.



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Mike
Date: Oct 1, 2005 10:02 PM

how can you say my jobs is waste when u work at pizza hut u dumbass oh yea i get paid for my titties from ur mom write that down



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: maria
Date: Oct 1, 2005 9:57 PM

Why would I write ANYTHING down that you ever said, or even muttered. The fact that you are proud to be fat and have tits is revolting, and disgusting. You would only be so lucky to get near my tits, buddy. If your tits are so much better than mine, why aren't you getting paid to show them off?

Oh wait, you aren't getting paid for anything, just wasting away your life in that shit hole liquor store. Good for you. Why don't you take your time trying to do something with your waste of a life and leave me and mine alone.



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Mike
Date: Oct 1, 2005 9:54 PM

im fat but u know what my titties are still better then yours right that down for later notes



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: maria
Date: Oct 1, 2005 9:45 PM

Wow, your worse than special Ed. If you had any idea about ANYTHING concerning Macedonia, I may take your argument. But, being the simple minded pleabian you are, you take no time to think before you speak. Oh wait, was that sentence too complex for you? Too many big words for dumb, fat Mike? Let me spell it out clearly for you:

Y-o-u a-r-e r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d a-n-d u-n-e-d-u-c-a-t-e-d.

You stupid fuck. Stop messaging me with your nonsense.


----------------- Original Message -----------------

From: Mike
Date: Oct 1, 2005 9:41 PM

i am a moran and i cant spell but u know what people from macedonia really suck


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: maria
Date: Oct 1, 2005 9:36 PM

Maybe if you learned how to write a sentence that makes sense, I would take the time to think about anything you said. You are obviously a moron. If you think my titties are wrinkled, so be it. I still get more play than you could ever imagine, or have. So fuck you.


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Mike
Date: Oct 1, 2005 9:33 PM

lol after all that i still think ur titties are wrikled and ur a dick douche think about that concept wrinkles



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: maria
Date: Oct 1, 2005 9:17 PM

Wow, your an asshole. If you saw them in real life you'd tell a different story, too bad you never will and never could. Even if I was drunk. Why are you looking at my profile anyway, douche bag.



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Mike
Date: Oct 1, 2005 3:04 PM

those pictures of u in sucide girls make your titties look wrinkle like if u were 45 years old sorry buddie

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First of all, he obviously didn't see this picture:



[ all photos courtesy of PhotoJoe ]


And secondly, this is him:






Now you tell me, what the fuck?