so i didn't make it to chili's.... but we did get quite inebriated off of white wine and went galavanting downtown.....
after quite a few rounds of dancing to 80's synth-pop some friends and i headed to ginos pizza around the corner. and guess who the hell i saw.........
this guy
i didn't know who he was really... all i knew was i had seen him on mtv. so when we hear everyone causing a commotion we said outloud "who the fuck is that guy?" and they said "that's joey fatone!" although we didn't care.... we wanted to fuck with all the people that gave a shit so i was like "NO IT'S NOT!!!" and the guy looked at my friends and i and told us to come over to where he was standing. he then began to pull out his wallet, and his florida i.d. joey fatone. and yet.... why do i care? so we said "well, i'm still not impressed" and he said......
"go away before i bust your chops."
who the fuck would say something like that??????
bust your chops????
am i crazy because this sounds ridiculous to me.
we were three little women and he wanted to fuck us up because we weren't like "OH MY GOD CAN YOU SIGN MY ASSHOLE?!"
anyways it was the highlight of the night i must say.
as for today.....
the funniest thing happened ever. also maybe the grossest.
my two friends that were in town and i were driving home from cd shopping going down university toward alafaya. we see a cop get on our ass and i FREAK OUT because
1) i just got off of probation
2) i am only two months away from regaining my license after a year without.
and my friend had two huge roaches in the car. when i realize it was a K-9 squad car i had seen on the road earlier the only instinct i had was to grab my snapple, eat the roaches and wash them down.
so i did.
and then, the cop turns on his sirens...... we pull over...... and he goes for the bloody fucking nissan right in front of us.
nevertheless i felt like an absolute idiot.
this of course didn't matter because by the time i realized what the hell had happened i was very stoned.
anyways those are my epics for now.
after quite a few rounds of dancing to 80's synth-pop some friends and i headed to ginos pizza around the corner. and guess who the hell i saw.........
this guy
i didn't know who he was really... all i knew was i had seen him on mtv. so when we hear everyone causing a commotion we said outloud "who the fuck is that guy?" and they said "that's joey fatone!" although we didn't care.... we wanted to fuck with all the people that gave a shit so i was like "NO IT'S NOT!!!" and the guy looked at my friends and i and told us to come over to where he was standing. he then began to pull out his wallet, and his florida i.d. joey fatone. and yet.... why do i care? so we said "well, i'm still not impressed" and he said......
"go away before i bust your chops."
who the fuck would say something like that??????
bust your chops????
am i crazy because this sounds ridiculous to me.
we were three little women and he wanted to fuck us up because we weren't like "OH MY GOD CAN YOU SIGN MY ASSHOLE?!"
anyways it was the highlight of the night i must say.
as for today.....
the funniest thing happened ever. also maybe the grossest.
my two friends that were in town and i were driving home from cd shopping going down university toward alafaya. we see a cop get on our ass and i FREAK OUT because
1) i just got off of probation
2) i am only two months away from regaining my license after a year without.
and my friend had two huge roaches in the car. when i realize it was a K-9 squad car i had seen on the road earlier the only instinct i had was to grab my snapple, eat the roaches and wash them down.
so i did.
and then, the cop turns on his sirens...... we pull over...... and he goes for the bloody fucking nissan right in front of us.
nevertheless i felt like an absolute idiot.
this of course didn't matter because by the time i realized what the hell had happened i was very stoned.
anyways those are my epics for now.
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