Oh, em, gee.
Pariah tagged me.
Off i go!
20 random things you really didn't want to know.
1. My favorite porn, is asian porn. Don't ask me why, I couldn't tell you for the world.
2. From the ages of 12-15 I honestly believed I was going to move to NYC, find Conan O'Brien, and make him fall in love with me and marry me.
3. I was spelling bee champ in 3rd, 4th, and 5th grade. It made me not only the nerdiest girl ever created, but a loner as well. Jealous fucks.
4. Nearly the entirety of both sides of my family history are based in a tiny little village called Dobromiri in Macedonia. Get a map, fuckers.
5. I love to masturbate. I have to do it at the least every day. My favorite time is on the car ride to work, on I-4.
6. The only meat i've ever eaten is chicken. I've been a vegetarian for nearly 15 years.
7. I got 2 DUI's in 2 weeks back in Melbourne almost 2 years ago. My BAC the second time was .258, .3 is a coma or something. Yeah no bueno.
8. My favorite show ever created in history is Law and Order SVU.
9. I am utterly and devoutly athiest.
10. When i was in 3rd grade, all the girls started to shave their legs. My mom wouldn't let me, and considering my ethnic backround, i was a wildebeast. I would scrape my hair off with scissors and i have scars to this day.
11. I am intensely thalassaphobic aka afraid of the ocean.
12. I've had nearly 8 people i grew up with in my neighborhood alone die from drug related instances.
13. I have the most facially expressive woman face ever. Don't test me, i'll own you.
14. My favorite food is eggplant parmigan. No doubt.
15. If I could bring anybody back from the dead, it would be Jim Morrison.
16. I am obsessed with my eyebrows. I pluck and frenzy over them daily. My mom and sister do too, i guess it's a familial thing.
17. I am really bad at letting guys know how i feel, on top of that i'm a hopeless romantic. The two combined equal hard times in n_j's love world.
18. I was engaged by the age of 16 and ready to be a military wife. SO GLAD I DIDN'T.
19. I would rather kill myself than die naturally. I have a fear of growing old.
20. I have hearing deficiency, bad knees, scholyosis, anemia, possible cervical cancer, a bad neck, and pain-staking allergies. So basically i am actually a 55 year old woman, and a hypochondriac at that.
Wow, i felt like i was in confessional or something.
I now tag Gonzoe, EmilyEve, and MotherTeresa. Do it bitches.
Pariah tagged me.
Off i go!
20 random things you really didn't want to know.
1. My favorite porn, is asian porn. Don't ask me why, I couldn't tell you for the world.
2. From the ages of 12-15 I honestly believed I was going to move to NYC, find Conan O'Brien, and make him fall in love with me and marry me.
3. I was spelling bee champ in 3rd, 4th, and 5th grade. It made me not only the nerdiest girl ever created, but a loner as well. Jealous fucks.
4. Nearly the entirety of both sides of my family history are based in a tiny little village called Dobromiri in Macedonia. Get a map, fuckers.
5. I love to masturbate. I have to do it at the least every day. My favorite time is on the car ride to work, on I-4.
6. The only meat i've ever eaten is chicken. I've been a vegetarian for nearly 15 years.
7. I got 2 DUI's in 2 weeks back in Melbourne almost 2 years ago. My BAC the second time was .258, .3 is a coma or something. Yeah no bueno.
8. My favorite show ever created in history is Law and Order SVU.
9. I am utterly and devoutly athiest.
10. When i was in 3rd grade, all the girls started to shave their legs. My mom wouldn't let me, and considering my ethnic backround, i was a wildebeast. I would scrape my hair off with scissors and i have scars to this day.
11. I am intensely thalassaphobic aka afraid of the ocean.
12. I've had nearly 8 people i grew up with in my neighborhood alone die from drug related instances.
13. I have the most facially expressive woman face ever. Don't test me, i'll own you.
14. My favorite food is eggplant parmigan. No doubt.
15. If I could bring anybody back from the dead, it would be Jim Morrison.
16. I am obsessed with my eyebrows. I pluck and frenzy over them daily. My mom and sister do too, i guess it's a familial thing.
17. I am really bad at letting guys know how i feel, on top of that i'm a hopeless romantic. The two combined equal hard times in n_j's love world.
18. I was engaged by the age of 16 and ready to be a military wife. SO GLAD I DIDN'T.
19. I would rather kill myself than die naturally. I have a fear of growing old.
20. I have hearing deficiency, bad knees, scholyosis, anemia, possible cervical cancer, a bad neck, and pain-staking allergies. So basically i am actually a 55 year old woman, and a hypochondriac at that.
Wow, i felt like i was in confessional or something.
I now tag Gonzoe, EmilyEve, and MotherTeresa. Do it bitches.
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thank you for the advice, but I think everything has been slightly worked out & I believe it is for the better
but either way, we must hang out!
you gott let me know when you aren't at work or in school
oh, and I have lupus (not active), hypothyroidism, asthma, bad knees, REALLY ridiculous allergies, and an ovarian cyst. and I have a sneaking suspicion that I have heart problems.
have you ever had bloodwork done to see what you were allergic to? if you have, did you get some kind of score? mine was 420.