Not sure why I'm posting. I think I'll just do it as a form of open ended shit talk.
One thing that gets me are people who tell you it's 100 degrees outside like they just found a diamond in their pocket. That.....is THE worst kind of weather. Don't tell me you like those 'dancing ant' sweat drips running down your back and belly. You lie. I think you think you are hotter than the hottest heat like some kind of 'too sexy for summer' creature that needs to be tested in their sexiness. Fuck you. You're not sexy. It's hot. It's uncomfortable and I don't want your glee-farts all over my opinion of the worst part of any summer.
One thing that gets me are people who tell you it's 100 degrees outside like they just found a diamond in their pocket. That.....is THE worst kind of weather. Don't tell me you like those 'dancing ant' sweat drips running down your back and belly. You lie. I think you think you are hotter than the hottest heat like some kind of 'too sexy for summer' creature that needs to be tested in their sexiness. Fuck you. You're not sexy. It's hot. It's uncomfortable and I don't want your glee-farts all over my opinion of the worst part of any summer.