I was just on the deck. It's impenetrable dark outside. And yet I just saw something big and black and bulky crawl it's way up the steps to the left of me. I ran inside FAST! 
I'm a raccoon pussy. I'm also a possum pussy, a skunk pussy and a rabid fox pussy.
I'm a raccoon pussy. I'm also a possum pussy, a skunk pussy and a rabid fox pussy.