I just had a chilled Granny Smith apple.
That apple was a stupid delicious treat! Does Mother Nature have an ego? She should.
"Dear Mortal.
Enjoy the succulent fruit I created for you. It was nothing. In the time it takes you to brush the dandruff off your shoulder, I can create a bushel of those delicious bitches! And know that I can take them away from you at any time with a well placed tidal wave or a drought How ironic.
Sincerely,
Mother Nature
PS. Don't step on the ants."
That apple was a stupid delicious treat! Does Mother Nature have an ego? She should.
"Dear Mortal.
Enjoy the succulent fruit I created for you. It was nothing. In the time it takes you to brush the dandruff off your shoulder, I can create a bushel of those delicious bitches! And know that I can take them away from you at any time with a well placed tidal wave or a drought How ironic.
Sincerely,
Mother Nature
PS. Don't step on the ants."