norly39

Best pop song ever written. Still holds up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsLj8blqSgQ&feature=related

Love Ralph the dog!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY&feature=player_embedded#

I need to know why Peter North can spooge a bucket while most guys can only spooge a thimble!!!! I need to know!!!!

Just watched the movie "The Aristocrats" again. That joke is sick, wrong and putrid on all levels. I fucking love it.

We pretend to be a culture of purity. But the Aristocrats joke exposes us no matter how it's told.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7FhCX1VVRk

Got me thinking (which is always a bad thing). Why do we think certain things are WRONG?

Do we really think these things are...
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Oh Mike, I love your shit. Figuratively....Not rectally.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USwKZbcU4pw&feature=related

Beeeeeautiful!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6naMj9cZY0&feature=player_embedded

I was just on the deck. It's impenetrable dark outside. And yet I just saw something big and black and bulky crawl it's way up the steps to the left of me. I ran inside FAST!

I'm a raccoon pussy. I'm also a possum pussy, a skunk pussy and a rabid fox pussy.

Thanksgiving is coming. What a great day.

A long time ago, we sailed our ships across the ocean. We landed on a strange shore and started a new life. Or we tried to start a new life. But, because we suck, or maybe because our cobble-stoned brain cells were too bumpy to deal with basic human skills.....we couldn't figure out how to keep food on...
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Just found out somone I know had testicular cancer. Wow. Scary. I never knew. And he's a great great guy. We only just got to know each other again. Hope he stays healthy.

In my own little petty way, it reminds me of one of my favorite bands, Porcupine Tree. They have a song called "Arriving Somewhere, But Not Here." There's a line in the...
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When you are making a movie soundtrack for a multi-million dollar budget film using a "Speak and Spell?" You're the man!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0o7COwr7o8