I remember when I worked at Festival Cinemas in Walnut Creek and people would show up an hour late to their movie because Daylight Savings Time. #daylightsavingstime
Lawyer Cat Zoom Call. I won't be able to sleep tonight. It's like the best SNL skit of the past 10 years. #catzoomcall #SNL #lawyercat
Before 2021, every time I went to Dodger Stadium I was praying NOT to get shot, but now can't wait to get shot. Go Giants! #vaccine #LA #dodgerstadium
Glad I can get that haircut, so I'll be looking good, right before checking into the ICU. #Newsom #liftedstayathomeorder
Ok, there's two robot Terminator QB's
Won't you all join me in a final cup of covfefe tonight cause tomorrow will be a glorious new day. #byetrump #hellobiden
So there's a COVID limited edition strain available LA with a special slipcase, special artwork and DLC included. Get in line but stay 6 feet apart. Goodnight All.
Is anybody awake? Or did you all go to sleep early so WandaVision would be waiting in the morning like Christmas.
LA County to stop using COVID - 19 tests by Curative. Dodger Stadium will now use The Fun Dip stick test by Willy Wonka starting Monday.
When you hire the Capitol Police Department as security for your 5 year olds B-day, do they bring their own squirt guns or do you have to supply them? Asking for a friend.
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Cause and effect at it's finest. People complain about cops shooting people, cops become afraid to do cop things, cops stop shooting people, riots get worse. Who woulda thunk it?