nofi

a friend just sent this to me and i thought it was pretty hilarious. and, of course, none of it is true. in italics i give my response.

"Some random facts about Quin:

1. He has NEVER eaten a sandwich.
whatever. sandwiches are my favorite food.

2. He speaks two languages. One of which is Tongues. This is why he was so popular with the ladies and kittens.
i speak more languages than C-3PO.

3. Quin refuses to step foot in any store that doesn't sell beef substitutes.
i refuse to step foot anywhere.

4. Quin slept in the back of a 7-11 once. Not even on a dare. He just did it.
i actually just asked to use the bathroom. they said no, but i did it anyway.

5. Quin once said to a crying child, "I'll slap that crying out of you!" And you know what? He did. The child never cried ever again. And who did that child grow up to be? None other than nobody very significant.
oh please, it was macauley culkin.

6. NEVER EVER ask Quin about the incident with the Alaskans.
i LOVE to tell that story.

7. The Atari 2600? Named after Quin's Grandfather; Mr. 2600.
this one is true.

8. Quin likes Kareoke.
but i spell it Karaoke.

9. Quin once ate a Koala. That actually was on a dare. Mind you, he was on vacation at the L.A. zoo and was very hungry.
i would never eat something cuter than me.

10. Quin's a cool person and a good pal!"
lies!!!