noelani

I like weddings. I like going to weddings, and being in them. I like being the bridesmaid and not the bride.

I just don't have enough friends, so I don't get to go to weddings. And I really don't have any girlfriends, so I never get to be in them.

Maybe I just like weddings for the free food and booze? And cake. I definitely like cake. Maybe I like weddings, because as an adult it's what people have parties for. People rarely have birthday parties when they're adults. None that I know of. Sure, we go to a bar or a club, or something. But not a lot of parties. With cake. Did I mention I like cake?

I think I'm going to have a birthday party this year. I'm thinking bouncy house. Full on little kids birthday party, big girl style. And by big girl I mean there will be champagne. And everyone will drink too much and eat too many sweets and when they puke it'll be cotton candy pink. And because of that, it won't be so bad. and cake, there will be cake. Maybe cupcakes.

I forget how loopy not eating makes me.

I still want coffee.

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