Ok so earlier I posted about having a guy arrested at work, well it was fuckin badass...there was deception, there was a fight, there was a highspeed chase, there was shenanigans, there was general stupidity
So here's the story, dude (we'll call him bob) comes into my store monday (when i'm not working) and tries to get a prescription filled. He gives us his old rx bottle (which has the previous fill date on it) and the new prescription...well low and behold its too soon (which we wouldn't have known if he hadn't given us the bottle since it was from a diff drugstore)...stupid move #1 (hope you can count high...there is a pattern here)
We tell him we can't fill said prescription since it was too soon, he proceeds to argue with us and tell us that it shouldn't be a problem since he's gotten the same medicine filled at other pharmacies recently(we also wouldn't have been able to find this out either without him telling us)...stupid move #2.
Thursday Bob comes in...diff people there since I wasn't there monday so I wouldn't have known about any of that...and drops off a prescription for the exact same med as monday, I tell him i'm gonna have to verify the prescription since we've had so many forgeries lately(remember that I said this to him...shoulda been a warning to him), and that i'd have to call and it might be a bit before I heard anything since it was lunchtime. I call the Dr's office and the nurse tells me she's had 4 other pharmacies all to verify for the same drug for the same patient(dead giveaway that it's a forgery), and to hold the Rx and not give it back until the Dr can call us back...he wasn't in the office in the morning. Bob comes back in later that afternoon and I tell him I still haven't heard back from the Dr that it might be tomorrow before we hear anything since he wasn't in the office in the morning. He asks to have the prescription back to take it elsewhere, I tell him I was told by the office that I couldn't give it back to him(which means they think something is up and they suspect something...ie dead give away that we think its a forgery), he says oh ok i'll see you tomorrow...stupid move #3
Friday Bob calls and asks if his medicine is ready(seriously we were amazed that he actually called back after what I told him thursday about not being able to give the Rx back to him), we told him yeah it'll be ready in about 30 minutes. The same pharmacist that was there monday was there today and he's just stunned that he's still tryin to get this filled. So we call the cops and tell them what's up, they drive up in an unmarked car and wait for him to call, they gave us their cell #'s so we can call them with his description and everything. Bob shows up and asks how much it is, we ask him to hold on a sec and we call the cops(in front of the patient since our pharmacy is kinda small we can't hide it) and give them his description....all in front of him. He asks again how much it is(stupid move #4), we tell him it's $131.32, he says he doesn't have enough money so he goes out to his car and as he reaches in to get more money the cops pull in and surround him. He jumps in his car and peels away with 4 cop cars in pursuit, he's in a mustang and is flying thru the parking lot trying to escape and narrowly misses a telephone pole as he slides onto the main road in town, finally they run him off the road and he ditches the car but gets tackled by the cops
Bob has got to be the dumbest criminal i've ever seen...I mean we threw red flags up all over the place(unfortunately we had to to be legal lol)
He shoulda known somethin was up. We have someone arrested about once a month it seems for forgeries...people are just stupid lol
Also for more fun someone linked this to me today...kid is gonna make a fortune as a motivational speaker one day lol
Awesome youtube vid
Hope you all enjoyed this story as much as I did
Edit...for some reason that youtube vid wouldn't embed
So here's the story, dude (we'll call him bob) comes into my store monday (when i'm not working) and tries to get a prescription filled. He gives us his old rx bottle (which has the previous fill date on it) and the new prescription...well low and behold its too soon (which we wouldn't have known if he hadn't given us the bottle since it was from a diff drugstore)...stupid move #1 (hope you can count high...there is a pattern here)
We tell him we can't fill said prescription since it was too soon, he proceeds to argue with us and tell us that it shouldn't be a problem since he's gotten the same medicine filled at other pharmacies recently(we also wouldn't have been able to find this out either without him telling us)...stupid move #2.
Thursday Bob comes in...diff people there since I wasn't there monday so I wouldn't have known about any of that...and drops off a prescription for the exact same med as monday, I tell him i'm gonna have to verify the prescription since we've had so many forgeries lately(remember that I said this to him...shoulda been a warning to him), and that i'd have to call and it might be a bit before I heard anything since it was lunchtime. I call the Dr's office and the nurse tells me she's had 4 other pharmacies all to verify for the same drug for the same patient(dead giveaway that it's a forgery), and to hold the Rx and not give it back until the Dr can call us back...he wasn't in the office in the morning. Bob comes back in later that afternoon and I tell him I still haven't heard back from the Dr that it might be tomorrow before we hear anything since he wasn't in the office in the morning. He asks to have the prescription back to take it elsewhere, I tell him I was told by the office that I couldn't give it back to him(which means they think something is up and they suspect something...ie dead give away that we think its a forgery), he says oh ok i'll see you tomorrow...stupid move #3
Friday Bob calls and asks if his medicine is ready(seriously we were amazed that he actually called back after what I told him thursday about not being able to give the Rx back to him), we told him yeah it'll be ready in about 30 minutes. The same pharmacist that was there monday was there today and he's just stunned that he's still tryin to get this filled. So we call the cops and tell them what's up, they drive up in an unmarked car and wait for him to call, they gave us their cell #'s so we can call them with his description and everything. Bob shows up and asks how much it is, we ask him to hold on a sec and we call the cops(in front of the patient since our pharmacy is kinda small we can't hide it) and give them his description....all in front of him. He asks again how much it is(stupid move #4), we tell him it's $131.32, he says he doesn't have enough money so he goes out to his car and as he reaches in to get more money the cops pull in and surround him. He jumps in his car and peels away with 4 cop cars in pursuit, he's in a mustang and is flying thru the parking lot trying to escape and narrowly misses a telephone pole as he slides onto the main road in town, finally they run him off the road and he ditches the car but gets tackled by the cops
Bob has got to be the dumbest criminal i've ever seen...I mean we threw red flags up all over the place(unfortunately we had to to be legal lol)
He shoulda known somethin was up. We have someone arrested about once a month it seems for forgeries...people are just stupid lol
Also for more fun someone linked this to me today...kid is gonna make a fortune as a motivational speaker one day lol
Awesome youtube vid
Hope you all enjoyed this story as much as I did
Edit...for some reason that youtube vid wouldn't embed
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hysterian:
Wow!! What a very eventful day!
daenerys:
no i really do want to read the book. even one of my favorite bands, the sword makes a reference to the book in one their songs. i shall read it one day.