I HATE GERMS!!!! Those sneaky bastards! I can feel the beginning of a cold coming on. I rarely ever get real sick, but once in a while, I'll get an annoying cold. And just before one of my favorite nights of the ENTIRE YEAR!!! Damn viruses. I'm kind of a germ-o-phobe, I must admit. It's not exactly a neurotic compulsive disorder, I'm not that bad, but I do constantly wash my hands and am a strong believer in the good hygiene. And the 10 second rule does not count! I don't care what your science teacher told you in high school.
I'm not to the point where if some dirt or mud gets on my shirt I'll go running of into the night screaming like a rabid mongoose or anything, but let's face facts. The world's a dirty, dirty place. And those fucking microbes infiltrate your body like some microscopic terrorists and fuck everything up from the inside out. And by the time our little white blood cells get wind of this invasion, it's already too late. The damage is done.
Then again...hmmm...the arm rest on my chair just broke off....odd....anyway, if I know I'm gonna be doing something outside or in the dirt or whatever, it doesn't bother me to get dirty. Then I'm expecting to get covered by the little buggers. It's not the dirt though, is it? That's not where the "sick germs" come from. Those come from other people. And monkeys. People that don't know how to cover their mouths when they sneeze.
Did you know sneezing sends those germs hurtling towards your face at speeds over 100 miles per hour?? Huh? Did you??!?! That's sick!! The impact alone, by all rights, should knock you on your ass. But no, they've got other plans. Unbeknownst to you, they smack into you're face and stick, and they find a way in. Then you're miserable for about 4-5 days. Possibly more.
Oh well, nothing you can do about it I guess. I don't like getting all "doped up" on nytquil either. I figure if I get sick, it's somewhat my fault, push through it. Whatever doesn't kill you....right? Yeah, whatever doesn't kill you only delays the inevitable. Ha! Well I'm just kinda ranting now, just random words coming to my head and flowing out my fingertips...So I'm gonna go before I say anything else stupider than I already have. There I go, making up words.
So just remember: Wash your hands and cover your goddamn mouths when you sneeze! You're all killing people when you don't do that, and it makes the baby Jesus cry! Aw fuck, where did that come from? Eh, anyways, I hope you guys and gals reading this are having a good day/afternoon/night whatever....that's it for now. Stay clean, I'm gone.... <-- Filthy, filthy monkey!!
I'm not to the point where if some dirt or mud gets on my shirt I'll go running of into the night screaming like a rabid mongoose or anything, but let's face facts. The world's a dirty, dirty place. And those fucking microbes infiltrate your body like some microscopic terrorists and fuck everything up from the inside out. And by the time our little white blood cells get wind of this invasion, it's already too late. The damage is done.
Then again...hmmm...the arm rest on my chair just broke off....odd....anyway, if I know I'm gonna be doing something outside or in the dirt or whatever, it doesn't bother me to get dirty. Then I'm expecting to get covered by the little buggers. It's not the dirt though, is it? That's not where the "sick germs" come from. Those come from other people. And monkeys. People that don't know how to cover their mouths when they sneeze.
Did you know sneezing sends those germs hurtling towards your face at speeds over 100 miles per hour?? Huh? Did you??!?! That's sick!! The impact alone, by all rights, should knock you on your ass. But no, they've got other plans. Unbeknownst to you, they smack into you're face and stick, and they find a way in. Then you're miserable for about 4-5 days. Possibly more.
Oh well, nothing you can do about it I guess. I don't like getting all "doped up" on nytquil either. I figure if I get sick, it's somewhat my fault, push through it. Whatever doesn't kill you....right? Yeah, whatever doesn't kill you only delays the inevitable. Ha! Well I'm just kinda ranting now, just random words coming to my head and flowing out my fingertips...So I'm gonna go before I say anything else stupider than I already have. There I go, making up words.
So just remember: Wash your hands and cover your goddamn mouths when you sneeze! You're all killing people when you don't do that, and it makes the baby Jesus cry! Aw fuck, where did that come from? Eh, anyways, I hope you guys and gals reading this are having a good day/afternoon/night whatever....that's it for now. Stay clean, I'm gone.... <-- Filthy, filthy monkey!!
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jj_r0x0rz:
FEAR THE EVIL NANO ROBOTS FILLED WITH HORRIBLE NANO VIRUS!!! AHH!!!!!
jj_r0x0rz:
yea thanx, it just pissed me off i have been really frustrated latly