nocontrol

Hi, everybody. (Hi, NoControl!)

Not that you noticed, but my internet access was down for a couple of days, so I couldn't get my daily SG fix. It was horrible. I was so cold and I couldn't stop shaking. My teeth were all clenched and I kept twitching like a homeless smack addict barking and flailing at random strangers. Even if you didn't miss me, I missed you. *sniff*

In the on-again/off-again office romance of my life, we're in the "off-again" phase at the moment. For reasons which have not been conveyed to me, she seems to be ignoring me this week. I have barely managed to get a guttural grunt in my direction thus far. I am extremely non-plussed by this unexpected turn of events, as I am unaware of any grievous offenses I could have committed. Women, as ever, remain a quizzical enigma to me. *sigh*

Hey, what's up for this weekend? Some of us were talking about getting together either in Richmond or Va. Beach. I'm still up for either one if anyone else is free on Saturday night. Let's do something. I've been bored as fuck lately.

Oh, almost forgot...I had the distinct pleasure of hanging (briefly) with Mister DharmaBox and the fabulous Ms. er this past Sunday. We met up for brunch and conversation (my good pal, Cheech, joined us). A good time was had by all. Note to you all: If you're not prepared for me to do so, never dare me to grab your ass.

close to you wishing
we're conjoined at the tongue
can you hear me thinking
i should stop?
i crossed my fingers
but i didn't beg
cause i knew you knew
cause i knew you knew i liked you
i knew you knew i liked you
i knew you knew it
but i figured desperate guys
never had a chance
i knew you knew i liked you
i knew you knew it
cause i figured desperate guys
never had a chance with you
--The Faint (Desperate Guys)