Another chapter in the drunken antics of your friend, NoControl...
So I had waaaaaaay too much to drink last night. You're shocked, I know. I wandered out of the bar my friends were in to find a cash machine and proceeded to lose my cell phone somewhere along the way. So then, I find an ATM, but I can't find my way back to the bar. I'm wandering up and down the streets of Richmond aimlessly and decide to venture into some thumping dance club. I had a smashing good time. I jumped up on the dance floor and started shaking my ass with some really hot girls who seemed to find me vaguely amusing. I mean, how could a wasted, 30-something, flaming caucasian gettin' down like he thinks he's on the set of a Paula Abdul video possibly NOT make you laugh??
Well, to their credit, they were good sports about the whole thing and proceeded to bump and grind with me for a few songs, after which we all had a very good laugh. I thanked them profusely and headed to the bathroom, where I eventually got sick all over the damn place. No worries, though, as I sauntered up to the bar for a refill to start the madness all over again.
It would seem, to my surprise, that my crazed dancing antics from earlier caught the eye of another girl who literally drags my ass out to the dance floor for another round of The Funky Shit. Now, this girl is actually into my dorkiness and we literally danced until they brought the house lights up and threw everyone out of the club. She asked for my number, which I gave her, despite the fact that I lost my goddamn phone earlier! Doh!
Good times, my friends...good times.
Anyway...I'm off to meet up with the SGVA looneys tonight for another adventure with that crazy, loveable gang. Face it, you wish you could be there.
And Jayde...I know you'd be there if you could, kiddo. I hope you feel better soon. You'll be missed.
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My right eye literally will not stop watering. This has been going on for 3 days now. Does anyone know what the flock this is all about? It really sucks.
So I had waaaaaaay too much to drink last night. You're shocked, I know. I wandered out of the bar my friends were in to find a cash machine and proceeded to lose my cell phone somewhere along the way. So then, I find an ATM, but I can't find my way back to the bar. I'm wandering up and down the streets of Richmond aimlessly and decide to venture into some thumping dance club. I had a smashing good time. I jumped up on the dance floor and started shaking my ass with some really hot girls who seemed to find me vaguely amusing. I mean, how could a wasted, 30-something, flaming caucasian gettin' down like he thinks he's on the set of a Paula Abdul video possibly NOT make you laugh??
Well, to their credit, they were good sports about the whole thing and proceeded to bump and grind with me for a few songs, after which we all had a very good laugh. I thanked them profusely and headed to the bathroom, where I eventually got sick all over the damn place. No worries, though, as I sauntered up to the bar for a refill to start the madness all over again.
It would seem, to my surprise, that my crazed dancing antics from earlier caught the eye of another girl who literally drags my ass out to the dance floor for another round of The Funky Shit. Now, this girl is actually into my dorkiness and we literally danced until they brought the house lights up and threw everyone out of the club. She asked for my number, which I gave her, despite the fact that I lost my goddamn phone earlier! Doh!
Good times, my friends...good times.
Anyway...I'm off to meet up with the SGVA looneys tonight for another adventure with that crazy, loveable gang. Face it, you wish you could be there.
And Jayde...I know you'd be there if you could, kiddo. I hope you feel better soon. You'll be missed.
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My right eye literally will not stop watering. This has been going on for 3 days now. Does anyone know what the flock this is all about? It really sucks.
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puresauciness:
I am so pissed i couldn't come 
binkymcqueen:
That my friend is the way to fucking do it...a sight I would have liked to see....We do have a number for him somewhere but I am not sure where it is....and my AIM had to change so I lost both of you guys (AshtrayWaterKiss is the new one) anyway have fun with the gang.....and please at around midnight cheers me ....later