Alright. Wendy and I were bored so we made up our very own survey, It's fucking amazing.
1. As *nsync would say, God must have spent a little more time on you. What, exactly, did God spend more time on?
Boobies.
2. If you had to start your own war against something, what would it be and why? Also, what would the protesters do in protest, to show they think your war is evil?
I'd start a war against frat boys. In protest, frat boys would walk around in circles and douse themselves with beer and carry signs that say, "But our lifestyles are dignified."
3. In the movie of your life, who would play you and who would play your lover? HAHAH RENEE O'CONNOR WOULD PLAY ME AND LUCY LAWLESS WOULD PLAY MY LOVER.
4. What flavor of diet coke do you next want? cinnamon
5. Insert picture of what you think is the best.hair.ever.
6. If girls had penises and boys had vaginas, who would you date/fuck?
girls
7. Have you ever farted in public? if so, what were the circumstances?
when I was in junior high I farted in public all the time. I attribute it to my body changing? I dunno. I did it in youth group once by accident and my youth pastor's wife starting laughing so hard she started crying. IT WAS TERRIBLE.
8. Tell one crazy I cant believe how drunk I was story.
I kept trying to unbutton C's shirt. I got up in front of the room and started reading aloud from Madonna's Erotica. C and I went to my room to have sex and I kept insisting I had a schoolgirl outfit to wear but I couldn't find the skirt. I got the tie on, though. Then DURING SEX I kept looking at the clock and saying aloud the exact time. "It's 12:05." "It's 12:11."
9. Ideal Christmas stocking?
a Christmas stocking full of sex toys! yes precious.
10. Who is Britney Spears soul mate?
Justin Timberlake
11. What is the one book you think everyone should read?
Pat Califia's Public Sex
12. At your heaviest, how much did you weigh? Liar.
140 pounds. No lie!
13. Ever puked and run? Tell us your story, then join our club
I puked in the middle of class, during a lecture, and I hid it behind my hand so no one noticed. Then, when class got out, I just left it there. Didn't tell anyone.
14. Tell one "too tired to finish masturbating" story, then join our club
Over holiday breaks, at home, when I didn't have a vibrator. Couldn't get myself off with my hands, even after trying after 2 hours. So I gave up, verreh verrh frustrated, and slept.
15. Write down three true facts, and one lie. Don't tell us which one is the lie.
1) I've made out with a guy.
2) I've been in love with a guy.
3) A boy has seen me naked.
4) I ask boys to see their dicks, when I'm drunk.
16. Insert your favorite cute/cuddly picture (just to make us smile).
17. If you cooked a dinner for someone you were head over heels in love with, what would you cook?
A salad with grilled chicken in it. (I can't cook.)
18. If you had to write something on your forehead and walk around with it all day, what would it be?
Girls dig me.
19. What is your favorite piece of art, and would you please post a picture of it below?
Written word is my favorite art, so I'm posting excerpts from my fav poem by Jorie Graham
there, shiny in the rubble, hissing Did you want to remain
completely unharmed?--
20. Would you have sex with Xena, Warrior Princess? What would it be like? Also, if you said no, are you crazy? What are your reasons for declining?
why yes, I would. Funny you should ask. She would wear her lovely black leather bodice underneath her armor and her boots and I'm sure her whip would come in handy, too.
21. Whats your favorite animal? show us.
22. If you were a color, what color would you be? Why? pink, because it's little-girlish and irritating
23. What turns you on? If it invovles a ball gag, please describe.
talking during sex, domination/submission, teasing, toys, restraints, physical strength/force (with consent, obv)
24. On a scale of 1 to 10, how dumb is it to decline the above question by answering 'that's too personal' ? 10
25. Why are ball gags sexy?
to shut the girl the fuck up. ha. um I imagine cos they make you feel embarrassed. and you can't really protest other than going uhmphhhhhhh.
26. Do you have any personal opinions on ice trays?
it makes me mad when they're empty. I prefer ice makers, but what are you going to do?
27. What's the most painful thing you've ever had done to you/done to another person during sex?
I've had my ass beat a couple times (flogging/caning/paddling) and afterwards had broken blood vessels and really deep bruising.
28. If you had to be stranded for the rest of your life on a desert island and pick one person to go with you, would you pick someone you could really talk to or someone who gave you the best sex of your life? If you say both, youre fucking whore.
actually, someone I could really talk to. surprise.
29. What is the biggest insult someone could tell you?
That I was stupid.
30. If you were/are a big dyke, would you wear the strap on or would your partner?
my partner does
Tag five people:
Fetha
Carriella
seaspan
Hedy
stainedecho
1. As *nsync would say, God must have spent a little more time on you. What, exactly, did God spend more time on?
Boobies.
2. If you had to start your own war against something, what would it be and why? Also, what would the protesters do in protest, to show they think your war is evil?
I'd start a war against frat boys. In protest, frat boys would walk around in circles and douse themselves with beer and carry signs that say, "But our lifestyles are dignified."
3. In the movie of your life, who would play you and who would play your lover? HAHAH RENEE O'CONNOR WOULD PLAY ME AND LUCY LAWLESS WOULD PLAY MY LOVER.
4. What flavor of diet coke do you next want? cinnamon
5. Insert picture of what you think is the best.hair.ever.
6. If girls had penises and boys had vaginas, who would you date/fuck?
girls
7. Have you ever farted in public? if so, what were the circumstances?
when I was in junior high I farted in public all the time. I attribute it to my body changing? I dunno. I did it in youth group once by accident and my youth pastor's wife starting laughing so hard she started crying. IT WAS TERRIBLE.
8. Tell one crazy I cant believe how drunk I was story.
I kept trying to unbutton C's shirt. I got up in front of the room and started reading aloud from Madonna's Erotica. C and I went to my room to have sex and I kept insisting I had a schoolgirl outfit to wear but I couldn't find the skirt. I got the tie on, though. Then DURING SEX I kept looking at the clock and saying aloud the exact time. "It's 12:05." "It's 12:11."
9. Ideal Christmas stocking?
a Christmas stocking full of sex toys! yes precious.
10. Who is Britney Spears soul mate?
Justin Timberlake
11. What is the one book you think everyone should read?
Pat Califia's Public Sex
12. At your heaviest, how much did you weigh? Liar.
140 pounds. No lie!
13. Ever puked and run? Tell us your story, then join our club
I puked in the middle of class, during a lecture, and I hid it behind my hand so no one noticed. Then, when class got out, I just left it there. Didn't tell anyone.
14. Tell one "too tired to finish masturbating" story, then join our club
Over holiday breaks, at home, when I didn't have a vibrator. Couldn't get myself off with my hands, even after trying after 2 hours. So I gave up, verreh verrh frustrated, and slept.
15. Write down three true facts, and one lie. Don't tell us which one is the lie.
1) I've made out with a guy.
2) I've been in love with a guy.
3) A boy has seen me naked.
4) I ask boys to see their dicks, when I'm drunk.
16. Insert your favorite cute/cuddly picture (just to make us smile).
17. If you cooked a dinner for someone you were head over heels in love with, what would you cook?
A salad with grilled chicken in it. (I can't cook.)
18. If you had to write something on your forehead and walk around with it all day, what would it be?
Girls dig me.
19. What is your favorite piece of art, and would you please post a picture of it below?
Written word is my favorite art, so I'm posting excerpts from my fav poem by Jorie Graham
there, shiny in the rubble, hissing Did you want to remain
completely unharmed?--
20. Would you have sex with Xena, Warrior Princess? What would it be like? Also, if you said no, are you crazy? What are your reasons for declining?
why yes, I would. Funny you should ask. She would wear her lovely black leather bodice underneath her armor and her boots and I'm sure her whip would come in handy, too.
21. Whats your favorite animal? show us.
22. If you were a color, what color would you be? Why? pink, because it's little-girlish and irritating
23. What turns you on? If it invovles a ball gag, please describe.
talking during sex, domination/submission, teasing, toys, restraints, physical strength/force (with consent, obv)
24. On a scale of 1 to 10, how dumb is it to decline the above question by answering 'that's too personal' ? 10
25. Why are ball gags sexy?
to shut the girl the fuck up. ha. um I imagine cos they make you feel embarrassed. and you can't really protest other than going uhmphhhhhhh.
26. Do you have any personal opinions on ice trays?
it makes me mad when they're empty. I prefer ice makers, but what are you going to do?
27. What's the most painful thing you've ever had done to you/done to another person during sex?
I've had my ass beat a couple times (flogging/caning/paddling) and afterwards had broken blood vessels and really deep bruising.
28. If you had to be stranded for the rest of your life on a desert island and pick one person to go with you, would you pick someone you could really talk to or someone who gave you the best sex of your life? If you say both, youre fucking whore.
actually, someone I could really talk to. surprise.
29. What is the biggest insult someone could tell you?
That I was stupid.
30. If you were/are a big dyke, would you wear the strap on or would your partner?
my partner does
Tag five people:
Fetha
Carriella
seaspan
Hedy
stainedecho