nmatte

hmm, almost got a dui tonight. too bad for the ocifer i past every one of his stupid tests. watch my pen go left and right and up and down without moving your head. easy drunk or not. walk 9 steps one foot in front of the other. still too easy. stand on one foot and count until i tell you to stop. are you kidding me? recite the alphabet. this guy is a joke. and after i completed all his simple tasks he's like: your border line, you better call someone. so none of myfriends want to answer they're phones, hilarious huh. thankfully my old section sgt who i still had his # came and picked me up or else this guy might have tried to pull something stupid on me. any ways, good night, and don't get depressed and drunk at the same time and then try to drive home. even though you can pass all the drunk tests it's still a bad idea.