Why is it that whenever you are sick and talking like a duck, people want to have really important conversations with you? Or is that just me? I cannot tell you how many of the things that I'll remember saying forever, I have said sounding like a frog on helium.
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pwndcake:
In response to your request, I have indeed been coughing up blood. This started about 3 or 4 days ago, and it's how I knew Darren wasn't lying when he said he was coming to town. Upon his arrival I managed to hawk up a huge black, sticky clot that shot from my traech, all the way across the room, and stuck to the wall. An artistic memento of Darren's visit. I'm thinking of having the stain that remains framed.
pwndcake:
The irony being that I don't think anyone predicted I would reach the age where I became so predictable.