New theory: I have quit buying food. People seem to give me more than I can eat, of a better quality than I can afford, so I give up.
Right now I am drinking wine given to me by the guy who works at the wine shop near my work- a partial bottle from last night's tasting. I am eating peach cobbler, which I somehow scored two tubs of with lunch, in spite of not requesting them. Earlier i had a nice margherita pizza. I have a whole bag of pizza foisted off on me by someone who doesn't comprehend eating it cold.
Also my boss bought me barbeque baked beans and potato salad for lunch.
I am going to get fat as Hell with this new plan.
Right now I am drinking wine given to me by the guy who works at the wine shop near my work- a partial bottle from last night's tasting. I am eating peach cobbler, which I somehow scored two tubs of with lunch, in spite of not requesting them. Earlier i had a nice margherita pizza. I have a whole bag of pizza foisted off on me by someone who doesn't comprehend eating it cold.
Also my boss bought me barbeque baked beans and potato salad for lunch.
I am going to get fat as Hell with this new plan.
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talamia:
Wow you could totally rock being homeless.
deusexmachina:
This makes your carbon footprint really low too!