nixon

So, I went to eat a stone-ground wheat cracker with poppyseeds. I just grabbed one out of the box, not really looking at it. I could see that it had a powdery black dusting on part of it, but I figured it was some delicious Trader Joesness. Until most of the way through the cracker, when I looked up from my book long enough to realize that it was a coating of DEAD FUCKING ANTS. And then realizing that it really didn't bother me at all that I just happily ate a couple of dozen ants- I was just worried about what had killed them, and how much of it I had ingested.