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A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your...
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A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your...
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BBQ - The Man's Way
Definition of Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ' the following chain of events are put into motion:
1. The woman goes to the store.
2. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray...
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Definition of Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ' the following chain of events are put into motion:
1. The woman goes to the store.
2. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray...
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nitpick00:
Minor Planets 11 to 15
11 Parthenope
12 Victoria
13 Egeria
14 Irene
15 Eunomia
11 Parthenope
12 Victoria
13 Egeria
14 Irene
15 Eunomia
The Cowboy Without A Horse
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers.
When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.
He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a...
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A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers.
When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.
He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a...
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nitpick00:
The 2 Five minor planets
6 Hebe
7 Iris
8 Flora
9 Metis
10 Hygiea
6 Hebe
7 Iris
8 Flora
9 Metis
10 Hygiea
establishing a journal 
nitpick00:
The first 5 minor planets.
1 Ceres
2 Pallas
3 Juno
4 Vesta
5 Astraea
1 Ceres
2 Pallas
3 Juno
4 Vesta
5 Astraea
16 Pysche
17 Thetis
18 Melpomene
19 Fortuna
20 Massalia