I was an employment verification machine today.
whew.
and I got my bifocals!!!!
(progressive lens glasses)
they look like this:
only the frames are clear, not red.
I am sooo so tired
so tired
somebody find me a good bra, okay? I'm serious. find a sexy 36E bra and I will love you forever.
oh, and I still want that goddamn Sinnflut vibrator! NOW!
(universe, please make me not poor, okay?)
whew.
and I got my bifocals!!!!
(progressive lens glasses)
they look like this:
only the frames are clear, not red.
I am sooo so tired
so tired
somebody find me a good bra, okay? I'm serious. find a sexy 36E bra and I will love you forever.
oh, and I still want that goddamn Sinnflut vibrator! NOW!
(universe, please make me not poor, okay?)
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mistressmissy:
Oh Darkheart didn't have any injuries. The vet bill was for heartworm test, check up, shot, and flea medication.
syh:
How about a Dildoll instead?