Running with this devil's seduction,
I ain't talkin' 'bout love, but corruption.
I'd go ahead and jump, on @kittenivy's hump,
but I had a premature eruption.
Notes: I LOVE Van Halen, as every rock guitar player does, so I was really excited about this set. In the end, @kittenivy's body was more of a highlight than the VH content, but you'll get no complaint from me! On the other hand, I was born in VH's peak, in 1984 and she's 19, so I should probably avert my eyes!
But I'm not gonna.
Also, the poem is nonsense, but at least I was able to reference four Van Halen hits in four lines.