but from the stacks I hear a moan.
First I just speculate but then I investigate,
creeping like a dog with a bone.
Louder now as things start to cook,
I know just exactly where to look.
I find her in a trance with a hand down her pants,
and her nose in a really good book.
Notes: @libris really loves books. I got excited when I found out she's a rare-books librarian because I also work in a library (writing programs to automate the conversion library metadata in non-Latin scripts). Just goes to show you what those of us in the biz already know: sexy librarians are for real.