We're waiting for a pink celebration, because @redlyme is quite a sensation. She's sweeping the nation with great motivation, resulting in a lot of mastur... uh, "gratification".
Notes: So that's the explanation for my premature eja...
I know it's gross. Some poems just write themselves.
Edit: I just had a great revelation that, in a future poetic summation, I need to use the word "mastication"