I think I might be gay for @caustix. Every set he shoots is incredible. He turns women into golden goddesses. Keep up the amazing work, @caustix. Our faps--nay, even our very lives--depend on you. Get over to his profile and check out every damn set he's shot. Each one is flawless.
Looks harmless, right? Well it's not!
I started drinking coffee again recently--just a tiny 4 oz. cup first thing in the morning to perk me up a little, but I'd forgotten about that other thing it does. Combine that lil' cup of joe with a hearty dinner the night before and my toilet is begging for mercy.
We're going to learn about sex,
and we're going to try our best.
The what goes where? I do declare!
Please help me study for this test.
Notes: My approach to sex is like building Ikea furniture: Nothing looks like the book, so you just pick a hole where it looks like it fits, hope to God it's the right one,
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I saw the prettiest girl today.
Too bad @mermaid ain't my babe.
Tears fill my eyes as I stare between her thighs,
and get a boner that won't go away.
Notes: Sad right? Brings a new meaning to the phrase, "tear jerker."
It's morning and daybreak calls,
but still in bed, I stare at my walls,
while going insane dreaming of @heiwa's "end-game",
and the only things blue are my balls.
Notes: What's better than an alternative pinup model? A curvy alternative pinup model. When are they going to pink this girl already? To quote Dr. Frank N. Furter, she's "good for relieving my, mmm...
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@sleuth's body gives reason to celebrate,
but what the fuck is "sow and pig concentrate"?
It's kinda disgusting, but just I keep lusting,
even if it makes it harder to mastur... concentrate.
Notes: But seriously, what the fuck is "sow and pig concentrate"?
As soon as I arrive at this seen,
I'm afraid I'll have to be mean.
I'm getting harder as she plays in the water,
but that's not how you get a floor clean!
@marzipan
The girl with her hair on fire,
is stoking flames of desire.
To look in those honey eyes
from in between her thighs,
is a goal to which I now aspire.
@jasemi
In order to rescue this babe,
I'll need to charge up my blade.
I'll use my spin attack to open the crack,
'Cause how else am I gonna get laid?
Notes: I think @bambifx might like Zelda. Link to the Past, Link's Awakening and Ocarina of Time were really touchstones for me as a kid, so I'm all about it. I actually
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After a nice long rub,
@epiic falls asleep in the tub.
Then in ecstasy screams,
because the "man of her dreams",
is now the one tickling her nub.
Notes: There are a lot of sets I really like, but I don't end up writing anything about them because I have trouble finding something I can work with in terms of wordplay. It's just
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