ninenine

Thought, thoughts, thoughts. i found this online

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. Dont worry about what people think, they dont do it very often.

3. Going to church doesnt make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5....
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I'm not a fan of poetry but i have to say I really like this its a big plus Tim minchin who wrote it

Not my list but i agree with all of it....enjoy


Truths For Mature Humans

1. I think part of a best friends job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize youre wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didnt want to nap when I was...
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You know its fucking hot when you cloth car seats burn you back. It was 106 today and it was to even too hot to drink a cold beer outside....what a shame......any way I just made plans to go to key west and go sport fishing with my dad and my bros

I see all this potential, and I see squandering... an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our...
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I was at work today in the elevator and i heard a instrumental song while going to my floor and it took me all day to figure out what song it was.....I was going fucking crazy all day...... I HATE having shit like that stuck in my head anyway it was a old Violent Femmes song "Good Feeling" my old high school girlfriend use to...
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Leaving for vegas in 2 days...tuesday can't come fast enough.

I bought two new suits i have a suite at the ventian and partying to do