Well when it rains it fucking pours seriously....no that is not talking about the weather outside at the moment though it is raining a fuck ton. Had a tornado warning as well, fun times. No see i'm talking about the huge amount of bullshit I've had to deal with this past few weeks....seriously I'm generally a very calm guy, and mellow but i swear I will stab someone to death soon and play in there blood. Alright so where to start....ah yes okay well the job, I work as a gas station manager, now the job is easy the hardest part is dealing with the idiot customers that waltz in from time to time. You no how many times i get yelled for the high gas prices...a lot. I can't really retaliate against customers either i just have to stand there and listen to them and apologize...while i'm thinking "damn i want to punch you in the face and tell you we have no control over the gas prices what so ever you redneck son of a bitch".
Okay here is news for people, it's a common mistake that the gas stations have a control over the prices of gas. We Don't what so ever, it's all government and state regulated. In fact gas stations don't make any money on the price of gas what so ever, in fact here is the kicker we lose money on ever single fill up. Yea it's true, we lose a dollar or so with each fill up, and we lose more in certain cases, like when you use a credit card debt card because we get a fee attached to us from visa, mastercard etc. One other thing a lot the major credit card companies have attached a limit to how much you can pump per swipe....i think it is a conspiracy to be honest, because with gas prices as high as they are some people come in and have to swipe two or more times to get a fill up...and with each fill up yup means a new charge added to us. So keep this in mind next time your paying for gas and it's 3.99 and you curse under your breath, don't say thank you to the gas station for keeping it at 3.99 and not going up to 4.20 sometimes 4.50 just so that they don't lose money. Also next time you stop at a gas station, how about you help us out and by a snack, or soda or something to cover our lose for your fill up um kay thanks....
Now also these past few weeks one thing about work that has gotten to me, is our temporary manager...i've never seen someone so stupid or lazy in my life. She is training to be a store manager but she doesn't know how anything works...i'm a low level manager aka shift manager. I'm also new.....but for some reason maybe because i have a brain I know more then she does..go figure that one. Oh and because of her amazing skills at making the schedule I'm constantly working a 2nd shift and coming back in the morning for a 1st shift..that sucks, oh and she managed to have me work a double once yup...3rd shift into 1st shift...not only is that against company policy but it's against the law but whatever. Oh and she had me work for 9 days straight....yea that sucked balls two, today i finally have a day off.
Alright enough of this work bullshit, here is some more shitty stuff that happened. Well by now most of you know i have a son due in a few weeks, and i'm really excited about it. Things with the ex were going great as well...but that's the key were. We are no longer talking, and she has decided that i'm not going to the birth of my son either. So here is what caused it, I have been very patient about everything she is because controlling the whole thing I only had a few simple requests.
1) She lets the kid take my last name
2) since she wants to be able to drop the kid off whenever, i wanted to go for shared parenting.
her response to all of this.
1)She doesn't want to give him my last name because he'll get made fun of in school
2)She doesn't want to do shared parenting because she is the mother and has to have 100% control, and she wouldn't get a monthly check.
3) i'm irresponsible, and an asshole
So she wants a monthly check from me to have money for the kid when in reality she would get more money from me if she did shared parenting, kinda failed logic in my eyes.
This is all coming from the girl who is back with her husband, living in my grandma's rental house, in which i had my grandma knock off 150 dollars off the rent Oh did I mention that they had to borrow money from me a few weeks ago because they could not afford groceries. 
I guess I am irresponsible, i'm also the guy that was taking care of her when her husband is at work, i've brought her food and medicine...yea real irresponsible there i mean i'm just oozing it can't you tell?
So after arguing with her for a few weeks now about me paying medical bills and me telling her i would help out if she would reason with me. See in the state of Ohio I have no legal rights to this kid, nothing at all no responsible either because she is married the state of Ohio assumes it's the husbands so he is responsible. Now i was going to help all she had to do was say yes to two things that are not that major and are in fact better for the kid, but she is stubborn and a bitch. See my lawyer even recommends that I do not pay for these bills until the paternity test is done. Also she could still tell me that i was not going to be at the birth of the kid anyways since i have no legal rights. So instead of her reasoning with me, she went ahead and was being bitchy, so i put my foot down and stood my ground because in my eyes i'm in the right. So yea I'm not going to the birth of my first son, and now i'm going to spend a month or two in the courts, but well she pissed the wrong person off, not me, but my mom and dad, so the lawyer we got is, well a beast, I'm going to send a letter to the ex soon for a court order, and then i'm going to make her cry and hate her life...when i'm done. Again i'm generally a nice guy and very mellow but with the culmination of all this i've had it, i'm not throwing in the gloves, but i'm coming out full force like fucking derranged chuck norris roundhouse kicking people's damn heads off.
Okay with that all said it has not been all bad, in fact some really good things have come about these past few weeks. Umm lets see, okay well besides my boss at work my co-workers are awesome and i've been hanging out with a few of them a lot. That has been nice.
Oh and some awesome news i put in my application for the police department in my hometown. Well it was accepted right on the spot, and they signed me up immediately for the written exam
Yea i know i kick ass, so if that all goes well I will hopefully be a piggy by the end of the year. If it goes as planned. So wish me luck, and i'll give you all rides in my cruiser if you want haha.
Another cool thing is I met a new girl about a week ago, she's pretty damn awesome we have been on two dates already and are going on our third date tomorrow. It's been nice we are taking things slow, because well we both just got out of bad relationships. She is pretty everything i've looked for in a girl cute, great personality, laid back with a good head on there shoulders. She has it all, really she is everything that the ex was plus more and well none of the bad things either, os she's just on a totally different level of awesome.
alright well kiddies you all have fun in the land of boobs until next time
Okay here is news for people, it's a common mistake that the gas stations have a control over the prices of gas. We Don't what so ever, it's all government and state regulated. In fact gas stations don't make any money on the price of gas what so ever, in fact here is the kicker we lose money on ever single fill up. Yea it's true, we lose a dollar or so with each fill up, and we lose more in certain cases, like when you use a credit card debt card because we get a fee attached to us from visa, mastercard etc. One other thing a lot the major credit card companies have attached a limit to how much you can pump per swipe....i think it is a conspiracy to be honest, because with gas prices as high as they are some people come in and have to swipe two or more times to get a fill up...and with each fill up yup means a new charge added to us. So keep this in mind next time your paying for gas and it's 3.99 and you curse under your breath, don't say thank you to the gas station for keeping it at 3.99 and not going up to 4.20 sometimes 4.50 just so that they don't lose money. Also next time you stop at a gas station, how about you help us out and by a snack, or soda or something to cover our lose for your fill up um kay thanks....
Now also these past few weeks one thing about work that has gotten to me, is our temporary manager...i've never seen someone so stupid or lazy in my life. She is training to be a store manager but she doesn't know how anything works...i'm a low level manager aka shift manager. I'm also new.....but for some reason maybe because i have a brain I know more then she does..go figure that one. Oh and because of her amazing skills at making the schedule I'm constantly working a 2nd shift and coming back in the morning for a 1st shift..that sucks, oh and she managed to have me work a double once yup...3rd shift into 1st shift...not only is that against company policy but it's against the law but whatever. Oh and she had me work for 9 days straight....yea that sucked balls two, today i finally have a day off.
Alright enough of this work bullshit, here is some more shitty stuff that happened. Well by now most of you know i have a son due in a few weeks, and i'm really excited about it. Things with the ex were going great as well...but that's the key were. We are no longer talking, and she has decided that i'm not going to the birth of my son either. So here is what caused it, I have been very patient about everything she is because controlling the whole thing I only had a few simple requests.
1) She lets the kid take my last name
2) since she wants to be able to drop the kid off whenever, i wanted to go for shared parenting.
her response to all of this.
1)She doesn't want to give him my last name because he'll get made fun of in school
2)She doesn't want to do shared parenting because she is the mother and has to have 100% control, and she wouldn't get a monthly check.
3) i'm irresponsible, and an asshole
So she wants a monthly check from me to have money for the kid when in reality she would get more money from me if she did shared parenting, kinda failed logic in my eyes.
This is all coming from the girl who is back with her husband, living in my grandma's rental house, in which i had my grandma knock off 150 dollars off the rent
Oh did I mention that they had to borrow money from me a few weeks ago because they could not afford groceries.
I guess I am irresponsible, i'm also the guy that was taking care of her when her husband is at work, i've brought her food and medicine...yea real irresponsible there i mean i'm just oozing it can't you tell?
So after arguing with her for a few weeks now about me paying medical bills and me telling her i would help out if she would reason with me. See in the state of Ohio I have no legal rights to this kid, nothing at all no responsible either because she is married the state of Ohio assumes it's the husbands so he is responsible. Now i was going to help all she had to do was say yes to two things that are not that major and are in fact better for the kid, but she is stubborn and a bitch. See my lawyer even recommends that I do not pay for these bills until the paternity test is done. Also she could still tell me that i was not going to be at the birth of the kid anyways since i have no legal rights. So instead of her reasoning with me, she went ahead and was being bitchy, so i put my foot down and stood my ground because in my eyes i'm in the right. So yea I'm not going to the birth of my first son, and now i'm going to spend a month or two in the courts, but well she pissed the wrong person off, not me, but my mom and dad, so the lawyer we got is, well a beast, I'm going to send a letter to the ex soon for a court order, and then i'm going to make her cry and hate her life...when i'm done. Again i'm generally a nice guy and very mellow but with the culmination of all this i've had it, i'm not throwing in the gloves, but i'm coming out full force like fucking derranged chuck norris roundhouse kicking people's damn heads off.
Okay with that all said it has not been all bad, in fact some really good things have come about these past few weeks. Umm lets see, okay well besides my boss at work my co-workers are awesome and i've been hanging out with a few of them a lot. That has been nice.
Oh and some awesome news i put in my application for the police department in my hometown. Well it was accepted right on the spot, and they signed me up immediately for the written exam
Yea i know i kick ass, so if that all goes well I will hopefully be a piggy by the end of the year. If it goes as planned. So wish me luck, and i'll give you all rides in my cruiser if you want haha.
Another cool thing is I met a new girl about a week ago, she's pretty damn awesome we have been on two dates already and are going on our third date tomorrow. It's been nice we are taking things slow, because well we both just got out of bad relationships. She is pretty everything i've looked for in a girl cute, great personality, laid back with a good head on there shoulders. She has it all, really she is everything that the ex was plus more and well none of the bad things either, os she's just on a totally different level of awesome.
alright well kiddies you all have fun in the land of boobs until next time
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Well besides not having a girlfriend and hating my job and not getting to do what I spent years getting a degree in and not having any friends who ever want to do anything with me, if you take away all that stuff then I'm doing ok I guess.