nikberry

Last year I stood under the mistletoe waiting for a kiss. I was still there at Easter.

I sent my picture to a lonely hearts club. They sent it back with a note saying they weren't that lonely.

I remember when I went to see 'The Elephant Man'. The audience thought it was a special guest appearance.

I went to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said, 'Keep moving sir, we're stock-taking'