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Monday Mar 31, 2008

Mar 31, 2008
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i'm going to learn how to do magic.

that way, the next time i get pulled over after just smoking a joint with my friends, and the cop pulls me out and searchs me and my car, i can just torment the hell out of them making the weed disappear and reappear at various places in my car... all the while pretending like i don't see anything and they are making it up.

and then be like "wait, i think i see it!" and then pull it out his ear.

i bet you just got a funny visual.
and it was either
a) me tormenting the cop with magic
b) the cop searching a short cute girl who looks like a 12 year old (in clothes).

don't mind me.
i'm just pissy because i have to wake up at 6 am tomorrow thru thursday so i can go do my 10 hours of community service for my possession of marijuana charge i got a couple weeks back.

whatever

[edit 6:42pm]
so i was told today that i don't have IBT's.

okay, they are big for IBTs... but i don't see a group for average sized boobs.
as i'm a 32 b cup i don't think i'd be quite welcomed into the BBA group.
besides... lets remember that i am not even 5 feet tall and 100 somthing lbs.
they're gonna look big on my frame.

my boobs may not be ittyitty bitty, but they are on the smaller side.

there needs to be a group for girls with the total package...
an hour-glass figure with just enough, but not a lot.
girls with average sized boobs and bums.

because i think there are a lot of girls who fall into this.
girls who are too big for the IBTC, but too small for the BBA.
where do we go?

{edit 2:32am april 1st}
so i have to wake up in less than 4 hours for my community service.

but am i sleeping? nope.

its officially april fools day.
i'm looking up stuff i feel guilty for thinking is funny.
some stupid thing i used to do with a really good friend of mine back in school. lol
that and we would just make fun of each other and play pranks.
those were the days...
i don't miss school at all... but i guess i took for granted seeing my friends like every day.

here is some stuff i feel guilty for laughing at:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)





now you post something.
biggrin

my community service is at the kitty shelter. biggrin biggrin
other than having to wake up early... i'm excited.

<3

VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
kirin_ka:
Congratulations on going live, doll.
Apr 2, 2008
tryphcycle:
your boobs are perfect sweetheart! ditch all this talk about size! some got big ones... some small... they can all be nice! yours.... are PERFECT!
Apr 4, 2008

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