So a porn actress came into my place of business the other day asking for directions. Don't know who, as I don't care much for mainstream video porn.
She was looking for an adult store about 9 miles up the road. Problem is, the road changes names and numbers, so she was on the wrong section of road.
Apparently, she was doing a signing.
check out this funny article on "Hulk2" from The Onion:
First studio exec to suggest Joel Schumacher get smashed!
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redheaddevil:
Yeah, I do like him. I dunno what my problem is. Why doesn't dating get EASIER when you get OLDER? What a freaking bummer that is. I don't want to feel like I'm in high school again. 
amethyst:
lol I wanna meet a porn star one day, just to say that I did!